Could you cheer me up,please?

Question

I do need it.Seriously speaking.

Answer 1

First, how can you ask this when you have devasting good looks and a personality that is the envy of everyone...I feel lucky to know you

Answer 2

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

Answer 3

Don't Listen to Him

A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice and couldn't wait for the wedding. However, the father was upset and, eventually, the boy asked, “Dad, why don't you seem happy with her. Mom likes her a lot.”
The father explained, “No son, there's nothing wrong with the girl. It's just that I cheated on your mother a long time ago, and the girl you've been dating is my daughter by that woman.”

So the boy dumped her and found himself another girl. Again, he brought her home to the mother's delight, but the father again told him this girl was actually his half-sister. The boy lost his temper and told his mother what his father had said.

Furious, the mother shouted, “Don't listen to him, sweetheart! He isn't even your father!”

Answer 4

You woke up this morning. You have the use of your senses, everyday that we are here on this earth is another chance to get it right. Make a journal of all the things that you have to be thankful for and start to appreciate the small things, green grass, sunshine, sunsets, flowers, water . I could go on and on, try making your own list.

Answer 5

I start singing or whistling. Is the sun out where you are? go outside. stand in the sun for a few minutes. warm your back. go for a walk around the block. smile at someone. is it raining? go out and sing "singing in the rain". there are worse things going on. everyone gets the blues. exercise helps, eating some(not lots) of comfort food is nice. tell one of your corniest jokes to a little kid. they will laugh and laugh. i'd tell ya to get laid, but I dont know how old you are! go see an old friend and catch up. talk your head off. dress up and go out to dinner at your favorite place. gotta do something...

Answer 6

sometimes its better to know what's wrong before cheering up someone.... but if it is any comfort to you i will tell you what happen to me today and may be t will make you laugh.... i was wearing this 6 pieces skirt and i went out side, i saw my neighbour son, i went to pick him up, while doing that, the wind blow up my skirt and i couldnt take it down cause of the babe in my handy and when i let one hand slide down to hold it the baby Pee on my face.... it was such a terrible accident.

Answer 7

Not enough info., but I'll try
A man is out in his rowboat when suddenly a passing speed
boat raises huge waves and the mans oars fall overboard. He
is stranded out in the middle of the lake! After about two hours, he sees another rowboat going by with a man and two women in it.
The fist man yells 'Hey buddy, can I borrow one of your oars?'
The other man yells back ' There not whores, there my sisters.'

Answer 8

DON"T SLIT YOUR WRISTS! Dont' listen to that jack ***! He's an idiot, that is supposed to really hurt you! I've never tried it, but it is really harmful to your body! But the 2 knee fish joke: You got that off of ....tv, I'm not sure where. But here's something:

YOUR NOT ALONE! I PROMISE! And:

http://www.coolfunnyjokes.com/Funny-Jokes/Misc-Jokes/101-Ways-To-Annoy-People.html

These kind of lists usually put a smile or two on my face!

Answer 9

oK brenno,
your name sounds like a funny fellow
Don't you ever be so down and low
Coz we all get that blow ,
And its part of our growin' up
Life is like a coffee full half cup
And it is good to drink while you dunt hiccup
All you need is smile on your face
And feeling of self embrace
picking up your paces without comparing
Every cloud has a silver linin'
And it is too cliche for sayin'
:p

Answer 10

ciao bello. Spero che abbiate un giorno grande e spero che un giorno possiate visitare Los Angeles