2007-05-07 03:53:12 · 11 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Place a banana peel strategicly under his podium.
2007-05-07 03:56:37 · answer #1 · answered by mulletmakestheman 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lie. Politicians do it all the time. Start rumours, subtly. Rig the ballot paper to have you at the top so you get all the donkey votes. Be nicer than you truly are, after all you can revert to your usual self once you're elected. Claim victory even if you don't win. A president of a big country did it once.
2007-05-07 11:03:47 · answer #2 · answered by Colin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make the other party look as bad as possible. Look at every opportunity to slam the other side and try to bury anything positive that the other side accomplishes. That would be my sole political agenda.
Hey, wait a minute... isn't this what the Dems are doing right now?
2007-05-07 10:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by Tom S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't,if I couldn't win by playing clean then so be it,there are too many dirty tactics going on already.
2007-05-07 10:57:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't call it dirty tactics, but I have indulged in tactical voting to remove an MP (and it worked :-))
2007-05-07 10:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by Jim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None. Thats bad Karma
2007-05-07 10:55:08 · answer #6 · answered by Robert B 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dirty Strippers and GHP!!! LOL!
2007-05-07 10:56:15 · answer #7 · answered by Hot Momma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd hire a contract killer...oh wait...I plead the 5th. :-D
2007-05-07 10:56:37 · answer #8 · answered by funnygrrl19 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would hire a Stripper
2007-05-07 10:58:05 · answer #9 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would NEVER get in politics!
2007-05-07 10:55:22 · answer #10 · answered by im_your_huckleberry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋