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I'm not going to lie to you. It may seem repulsive, but I'm on the verge of an incredible bowel movement. It's likely going to take several hours, but when it's done, if i haven't seen the face of god, i'll admit to being a tad disappointed.

I'm going to tuck my current book under my arm, turn on some romantic music, and grab a bottle of wine. This could be the most incredible trip I've ever taken. Please. . . wish me luck. If I never answer another question again. . . I've loved each and every one of you.

2007-05-07 01:42:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

"Could be!
Who knows?
There's something due any day;
I will know right away,
Soon as it shows.
It may come cannonballing down through the sky,
Gleam in its eye,
Bright as a rose!

Who knows?
It's only just out of reach,
Down the block, on a beach,
Under a tree.
I got a feeling there's a miracle due,
Gonna come true,
Coming to me!

Could it be? Yes, it could.
Something's coming, something good,
If I can wait!
Something's coming, I don't know what it is,
But it is
Gonna be great!

With a click, with a shock,
Phone'll jingle, door'll knock,
Open the latch!
Something's coming, don't know when, but it's soon;
Catch the moon,
One-handed catch!

Around the corner,
Or whistling down the river,
Come on, deliver
To me!
Will it be? Yes, it will.
Maybe just by holding still,
It'll be there!

Come on, something, come on in, don't be shy,
Meet a guy,
Pull up a chair!
The air is humming,
And something great is coming!
Who knows?
It's only just out of reach,
Down the block, on a beach,
Maybe tonight . . . "

2007-05-07 08:54:58 · answer #2 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 0 0

Monday Morning

2007-05-07 08:40:48 · answer #3 · answered by Rob 6 · 0 0

I think that yes we are on the verge of something life changing.
I think it will be we finally make contact with outside intelligence.

2007-05-07 08:43:01 · answer #4 · answered by spils 3 · 0 0

That A "STAR" in California will actually go to Jail ---Paris Hilton!!!!!

Stars & Celebrities all over the counrty are now going to their Lawyers & Doctors to create a pre-existing medical/mental condition that will spring them when the skeleton finally falls out of their closet.

2007-05-07 11:01:52 · answer #5 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 2 0

being able to plug our brains into a computer and download information. sort of like on the Matrix where Neo downloaded Judo programs and then knew all te moves.

School will be obsolete. Pretty cool thought, eh

2007-05-07 08:45:37 · answer #6 · answered by yuntaa_dba 4 · 0 0

I'm on the verge of lunacy. I'm not sure it's incredible.

2007-05-07 08:42:56 · answer #7 · answered by CrazyFarmer 5 · 1 0

We aren't. It is all a farce dreamt up by some fat, smelly alien who sucks the souls out of the middle class and shoots pipe dreams up the rear of the impoverished and destitute.

2007-05-07 08:41:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes we are... we are on the verge of discovering that life really is pointless

2007-05-07 09:26:46 · answer #9 · answered by AnythingCanHappen! 5 · 1 1

The election results next year?

2007-05-07 08:40:21 · answer #10 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 1 0

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