2007-05-06 23:47:20 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think I could take out a haughty full of himself Peacock.
I'd set him up nice by strutting, bobbing and weaving in front of him like Mick Jagger and when he starts doing his thing I'd jump behind him and start pulling out his feathers to make some fly pimp hats.
As he flaps away all baldy like I'll be cackling....'who's your feathery daddy now?"
2007-05-07 04:17:39 · answer #1 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think, with all confidence, that I could fight off a mouse or even a gopher... but Only if I Had to! And after that, well, anything bigger.... they would be eating my dust!
OK, perhaps the gopher thing might be overstated, since I tend to dance and jump around whenever any large, creepy bug gives me the hairy eyeball!
2007-05-06 23:56:11 · answer #2 · answered by Eudora 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bear! I watched a documentary once where it told me how to protect against a bear.. 1st wave your arms and say Woah Bear... if it charges play dead and if and Only IF it starts to eat you then you fight back... I'm not lying this is what they told me to do...
I do know someone though that survied and attack by a cougar.. pretty amazing story...
2007-05-06 23:53:28 · answer #3 · answered by Esther 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A hot dog
2007-05-07 00:20:52 · answer #4 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A small bug of sorts - something I could squash with a kleenex and be done with it.
2007-05-06 23:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by Rachel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A lion because im james t kirk any other animal would be unfair
2007-05-06 23:50:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Various species of roadkill.
2007-05-06 23:54:07 · answer #7 · answered by Closed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A fly, I hate conflict
2007-05-06 23:50:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If the attacker is male - I would just kick them in the groin. but if the attacker is female, I'm doomed.
2016-04-01 00:26:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, hands down, my puppy Chancho. He's a chihuahua. Sometimes he bites me real hard and i have to push him down.
2007-05-06 23:54:43 · answer #10 · answered by Neev 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋