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WIFENAGLAWNBANKHOLMONOPHOBIA`and BOY r u`suffering`From it``you didnt`say you only'had a pair a Sissors.

2007-05-07 02:25:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13 0

Instead of listening to her nagging just go outside and quickly mow the lawn. It won't take long and i think doing that is much easier than listening to your wife getting on at ya on a bank holiday! Once you've done it you will feel much better and then maybe you and your wife can enjoy the day. Now go!Get up and mow it lol!!!!!!!!!!

2007-05-06 22:54:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Mow the lawn , get it over with , she will stop nagging and you can start to chill for the rest of the day and NIGHT , there might be a bonus in the bedroom department later, lol you never know ..... Go on , the sooner it'd done, you will both be happy ... Yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol x x

2007-05-07 04:02:21 · answer #3 · answered by bonniebella 2 · 0 0

You should mow the lawn. It won't take you that long, and it obviously needs doing. Then you can enjoy the rest of your holiday in peace and so can your wife.

2007-05-06 22:48:16 · answer #4 · answered by grammarhammer 3 · 2 0

Get you mother in law round to do it while you watch the snooker. Or better still, go and offer to mow your pretty single neighbours lawn. Do hers and then go and watch the snooker.

That should really build up a pleasent atmosphere in your house this bank hoiliday.

2007-05-06 22:55:03 · answer #5 · answered by Welshblade1 2 · 1 0

Mow the lawn?

I know its genius.

Thanks for the two points.

2007-05-07 00:49:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I think the people who are telling you to mow the lawn should come round and help you.

2007-05-06 22:49:44 · answer #7 · answered by Just William 6 · 0 1

Take her out to lunch or a movie instead. The lawn can wait for the weekend.

2007-05-06 23:06:26 · answer #8 · answered by Sunny 1st 4 · 0 0

My dad had this motto: 'do it now'. Just think, if you go out and get it done now, you can relax for the rest of the day, and you don't need to put up with the nagging! It will only be a bigger job if you leave it.

2007-05-06 22:57:41 · answer #9 · answered by magic_porridge_pot 3 · 1 0

Stop being a lazy jackass and mow the stupid yard!! I hate when my neighbors yards look like crap!! All grown up and trashy!!! The only time it is acceptable is when a 80 year old lady can't do it. And if you have one of those, do hers as well!! You both may be living on the same street as me!!!!

2007-05-06 22:47:18 · answer #10 · answered by treasuredwife69 5 · 2 0

well it will be hard to get away with it this time so mow the lawn today. and tomorrow order 6mtr of concrete level it out. hey-presto. no more lawn to mow,

2007-05-07 02:49:00 · answer #11 · answered by fool4love 2 · 0 0

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