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he's only 3 months old and I'm teaching him advanced differential equations

2007-05-06 20:37:18 · 13 answers · asked by nightguard1 n 1 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I think he must be stoned. Everyone knows rocks can't learn stuff like differential equations. They can only learn things like gravity (which comes into play when you throw them at things).

2007-05-06 20:41:50 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ frosty ♫ 6 · 0 0

Well,i think that your pet rock's ego is just too over whelming.A rock could NEVER be smarter than a living thing as it is a non-living object and do not have brains.

2007-05-07 04:09:26 · answer #2 · answered by ReRe_Sunshine 3 · 0 0

but is your rock smarter Than a 5th grader.......doesn't seem like you are....a rock is not a pet, this is 2007, send your rock, belbottoms, and disco back to the '70s where they belong.

2007-05-07 03:45:10 · answer #3 · answered by MiRaNdA rOsE 6 · 0 0

I do have a problem with that. A huge problem. I think we're gonna have to fight this one out. I'll show you who's smarter!

2007-05-07 03:45:02 · answer #4 · answered by jamoncita 5 · 0 0

Oh,a cocky rock huh? Well I'll show him a thing or seven,when I'm done with him he'll wish he was a dirt lump.

2007-05-07 03:46:10 · answer #5 · answered by King pin 2 · 0 0

Take it up with my pet rubber vomit. He thinks he's better looking than your pet rock.

I've got to teach him about being humble.

2007-05-07 03:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by Molly 6 · 0 0

I am guessing that you "are" a differential equation....

2007-05-07 03:41:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm OK with that, as long as he doesn't get his rocks off on my leg.

2007-05-07 03:44:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Let him thinking we both know the truth

2007-05-07 03:42:07 · answer #9 · answered by Mag 7 · 0 0

I agree with him,i hope he becomes President.

2007-05-07 03:46:52 · answer #10 · answered by michael k 6 · 0 0

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