what was the last thing that made you laugh so hard you wept?

Answer 1

2 things in one week and I can't pick.
1.A deer wondered onto my school campus and got a little frightened (can't blame the poor thing) so it took off running and knocked a girl over. It was pretty funny because she's one of those people that always looks like she's going to a party when she goes to class and she looked a hot mess after the fall.
1. My Professor demonstrated, in front of the entire class, how female apes present themselves to the male they choose to be their mate. On all fours, *** bouncing in the air.

Answer 2

Wept ?I almost peed myself.My sister and I were getting groceries.She just left her husband.The grocery story is next door almost to a big beef farm.You know what they smell like.So we get out of the car and I say ''yuk smell that''.And she takes a big whiff and sighs ''yeah smells like home''.
I lost it there.And I said ''you know you are a farmer when the smell of cow poop makes you home sick''.If I had not been hanging onto the cart I would have been on my knees or rolling around on the floor.

Answer 3

Hi cazzatob,

Did you notice that our avatar's are all most the same. I haven't seen anyone else with the same hat.

To answer your question.

I have a very funny family. We usually have a BIG laugh everyday.

Just today, my 4 year old granddaughter was drinking out of everyones pop can.

I told her she was spreading her germs around.

She grabbed a pop can, looked inside.

She said,"I can't see them. Then put it to her ear and said."But I can hear them."

We laugh so very hard. She's a cutie.

Thanks for the question.

Answer 4

When I got my first retirement check from the state police fund. I thought there must be a mis-print and they did it in some other currency. Then I realized the joke was on me, and I had to laugh.
They took 21 years of my life (the best 21) and gave me this "pension" in return. Can I just have my 21 years back?

Answer 5

When my co-worker told me about the time he was working as a beer delivery guy. He couldn't find the club he was supposed to be delivering to. Finally he found what he described as "a little shack with lots of cars and people out front smoking," so naturally he assumed it was the place. (this was in a small town in texas - thats what the clubs here are like) So he walked in with two kegs and noticed everyone watching him. It turned out to be an AA meeting

Answer 6

An email I just got from a friend. It hit me so funny and no one to share with at
the time. It's a keeper. Also something that my husband and I were kibitzing
about. The 2 of us started to laugh really hard; my poor bladder.

Answer 7

I didnt weep over it but i was close to it micheal crawford in fred (something like that) spencer. It was soooo funny. This guy was just good at making everything dramatic with the best of intentions making really bad mistakes with other people involved hilarious. Go watch it.

Answer 8

The movie "Norbit" with Eddie Murphy. That movie literally had me laughing from beginning to end. I laughed so much that I had tears coming to my eyes. It wasn't just me, but the entire theater was erupting in laughter over and over again. I definitely got my moneys worth seeing that film.

Answer 9

Actually today while I was at work. I overheard 2 of my employees talking about a new task they had been given. One employee asked a question regarding the new task of the 2nd. The 2nd employee replied by commenting "Kim, the blind can't lead the blind". I know you had to be there, but this comment at that particular time happened to be the wittiest! I needed the laugh and honestly appreciated it....

Answer 10

a joke. it goes like this. once upon a time, there was a man.he was drowning. a boat came after about half an hour. the man in the first boat asked, "Do you want a ride to shore?" The man drowning said, "No, Jesus will save me." A second boat came after the first boat left. The second man asked the same thing but the drowning man still said the same thing. After awhile, the man died and went to heaven. He asked Jesus, "Why didn't you save me?" Jesus said to him, "I sent 2 boats you big dummy!!!"