Anyone else ever work on a boneless chicken farm?

Question

tell me about the experience

Answer 1

OK, listen to this.....
I worked there for seven years before i moved on to firmer poultry. you would think, OK a chicken with no bones, can't get around very quickly huh? Oh my you are mistaken.. those buggers can MOVE. they kind of do this caterpillar scoot thing, its pretty scary. My first week working there, I left the gate open that leads out onto the highway. My boss looked out his window and saw those chickens scootin out the gate and said, "If even a one of those chickens is dead from getting hit by a car, YOU ARE FIRED!"
So eventually we got all them chickens back, and about 40 of em got run over, but sonce they got no bones, they either bounced off the cars or just kind of squished out of harm's way. One of em, she got the whole left side of her body flattened out, but all her insides scrunched over to the right side and she was ok. When she went to the butcher,thats how we invented the boneless chicken breast fillet, cause on the one side she only had a fillet of meat, instead of the usual plump breast. The butcher gave that peice to his wife and she decided she wanted more because it cut out all the choppin she usually does to get the breast thinner. So we would regularly squish one side of about 50% of them boneless chickens from then on.
And also, if you're thinking about visiting a boneless chicken farm, you gotta know this...since they got no bones, they make up for that with their beak, which is made of the stuff like your fingernails...well these chickens got big ol beaks like a foot long and you better get out the way when they come scootin towards you when they're angry....

OK I'm done. :)

Answer 2

after I graduated from "protimburate school" and "auctioneer school"......I really didn't know what I wanted to do with my life. As luck would have it, one day as I was stealing hub caps off a police cruiser, I saw an add for work at the chicken farm.
I figured....how hard can it be to catch boneless chickens??

Well....let me tell you it ain't as easy as it sounds. Those hens are testier than old women going thru menopause. Not only do you have the attitude to deal with but no matter where you grab 'em.....they raise more hell than a politician with lock jaw. After packing two boxes of 'em..........I decided that stealing hub caps off police cruisers was alot easier on the nerves.

Answer 3

Yes, I did. It was hell rolling those boneless heaps of flesh around the farm.

Answer 4

I used to work one for cartoonist Gary Larson until he drew an accident with the worst Mafia guy and a Wiffle Bat, though I do get Workman's Comp.

Answer 5

No, i think of that they are popular chickens that consume majic fowl fewdz that dissolve their boans. That or they are alien chickens that glide around on floaty chairs like in wall e.

Answer 6

Yeah, they just laid there looking at me. It was worse working at the skinless chicken farm EUUGH

Answer 7

Your question somewhat confusing -

On a farm, all Chickens have bones.

Only in the factory (after the Chickens are killed) are the bones removed.

Answer 8

i knew this guy that worked at a chicken plant. he was on an assembly line where he separated the male and female chicks. he said for fun they would pick the chicks up like guns, squeeze them slightly and shoot chicken poop at each other.

Answer 9

I haven't, but I would. Farms built out of bones freak me out. :-)

Answer 10

The chickens would just lie there.....