complete the blank with the most humorous statement.
2007-05-06 15:03:17 · 23 answers · asked by *rawr* 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Lighten your hair...if Life is suckin, might as well look good!
2007-05-06 15:11:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
When life gives you lemons, you make a delicious lemonade, keep the seeds, push them into the ground and water them, eventually have some more lemonade, and more lemonade, and more lemonade... until life gives you some other fruit :)
2007-05-06 23:30:29 · answer #2 · answered by ashvata 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You use them on your grilled halibut so as not to let your kitchen stink. A little bit of wine never hurt either. After you squeeze them over the fish, shove them in the garbage disposal, another way to take out the stink. OH! Better than lemonade.
2007-05-06 22:08:10 · answer #3 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
When life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gave them vodka and have a party.
2007-05-06 22:07:10 · answer #4 · answered by sydney 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
When life give me lemons,I'll try to add some sugar.
2007-05-06 22:12:07 · answer #5 · answered by Lively_spirit 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You have them tested for lemon-aids.
2007-05-06 22:37:40 · answer #6 · answered by Mild.Malice. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squueze the juice out of the lemons and squirt it in people's eyes.
2007-05-06 22:06:48 · answer #7 · answered by Andreika 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Return to sender.
2007-05-07 00:10:16 · answer #8 · answered by Bethany 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I go and buy some fish. Some bread cumbs, an egg, sprig of parsley......
2007-05-06 22:10:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'll squeeze till the last drop is out of it!
2007-05-06 22:07:32 · answer #10 · answered by lolitakali 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋