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I just hate it when the vet breaks out that chainsaw...........

2007-05-06 14:48:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Other - Pets

10 answers

Please, as a responsible elephant owner, you know that you have to get it spayed. I know the temptation is to keep it as a breeder, but people really should think of the problems caused by the herds of unwanted elephants roaming the streets. It's all very well when they are small and cute, but a quick look at the questions posted tonight, will show you that life is not always rosy.

If you don't like the chainsaw approach, ask if he knows the samurai sword technique.

2007-05-06 14:57:29 · answer #1 · answered by Cowgirl 4 · 6 0

Wait, is it a boy or a girl elephant? Only girls get spayed. Boys get neutered.... So if it's a girl what's the chainsaw for....? Yikes, glad I'm not an elephant. ;)

2007-05-06 14:57:05 · answer #2 · answered by dtk@ 2 · 2 0

I'm afraid I would have to sue - since I was under the impression that we had a deal concerning a certain "service"



RJ :)
ps - don't MAKE me come in there!

hahahahahhaa

2007-05-06 16:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Find a good vet.

2007-05-06 15:06:58 · answer #4 · answered by YoungShyCareerGirl 6 · 1 0

I wouldn't. You can make more money with a breeder.

2007-05-06 14:53:04 · answer #5 · answered by Southern Apostolic 6 · 3 0

go for it it will settler her down silly you, and try to medicate her

2007-05-06 14:54:57 · answer #6 · answered by jim m 7 · 3 0

if you must
you must
just be there to hold his tusk trough it all

2007-05-06 15:07:10 · answer #7 · answered by Noble Angel 6 · 1 0

No you naughty boy, do it yourself

2007-05-06 14:54:23 · answer #8 · answered by Angel Eyes 5 · 3 0

NOOOO!!

I want one of the eggs!!

2007-05-06 14:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 2 0

haha!

2007-05-06 14:55:11 · answer #10 · answered by dezzer85 2 · 3 0

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