I tried to flush old Goldie, but now I have a plumbing problem you'd never believe and the plumber just fled in terror--what do I do now?
2007-05-06 14:28:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Well if he is a good plumber, get on the phone and apologies, you can't afford to lose a good one.
As to the Goldie problem, it all depends how far he is down, if you can see a piece still, you maybe able to pull him back out, but this is probably not an option now..
The best. but admittedly radical option, is to:
Check your house insurance is up to date.
Remove all your most precious possessions.
As said in a previous question, elephants have a lot of gas, so light a slow fuse and blow him up.
Bingo, or is that Bango, blocked plumbing solved, and a chance to rebuild. You may be able to get extreme make over interested.
2007-05-06 14:46:22 · answer #1 · answered by Cowgirl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I recently decided to go back to school to be a plumber. Now if you will let me take care of the problem, maybe it can be my case study?
2007-05-06 21:35:17 · answer #2 · answered by namelessone111 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rub his belly
2007-05-06 21:36:49 · answer #3 · answered by Angel Eyes 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats quite a situation you have on your hands enjoy
2007-05-06 21:36:15 · answer #4 · answered by angelina_mcardle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm so sorry!
When my elephant's egg hatches, I'll give you one of the babies!
2007-05-06 21:31:53 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ouch
I'll bet he'll be enrolling in "plumbers annonymous" tomorrow.....
RJ :)
2007-05-06 21:34:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
flip him over
2007-05-06 21:40:45 · answer #7 · answered by george w 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
have you tried a taxidermist?
2007-05-06 21:32:22 · answer #8 · answered by Noble Angel 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋