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How do I tell my kids that what we had for dinner last night wasn't REALLY pork?

2007-05-06 14:18:50 · 13 answers · asked by Jezus roolz! 2 in Pets Other - Pets

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I just hope you cook him REALLY REALLY well, cause the rabies virus is a tough one, and currently there is no medicine, just a preventive vaccine. So if you eat rabid meat, better buy a place at a cemetery and start ordering in some coffins.

2007-05-06 21:23:05 · answer #1 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 2 0

WHat is up with everyone asking Elephant and Heffalump questions tonight, its gettin old!

2007-05-06 14:27:07 · answer #2 · answered by undercovernudist 6 · 0 2

read ol' yeller before you tell them and that the elephant saved the dog before it got it.

2007-05-06 14:31:10 · answer #3 · answered by Noble Angel 6 · 2 0

Don't tell them! You have elephants, wow.

2007-05-07 12:17:34 · answer #4 · answered by live laugh love 4 · 0 0

elephant: the other white meat

2007-05-06 14:25:01 · answer #5 · answered by carmandnee 3 · 2 0

Don't tell them you had to eat Dumbo!!

Just tell them it was the other white meat!

2007-05-06 14:23:32 · answer #6 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 1 0

WOW talk about having leftovers,,good luck with that..

2007-05-06 14:26:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

get em a card, everything sounds better in card form.

2007-05-06 14:24:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

ha!
just dont tell the kids!!!

2007-05-06 14:25:27 · answer #9 · answered by Racquel 4 · 1 0

eww

2007-05-06 14:25:48 · answer #10 · answered by tiff4elmo 2 · 0 0

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