best answer to the first person to get this right. Go!
2007-05-06 14:15:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
foot prints in the jello!
2007-05-06 14:23:50 · answer #1 · answered by carmandnee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where did you find the 1965 joke book?
the standard was "footprints in the jello".
Why doesn't an elephant wear pink tennis shoes?
elephants wear flip flops, tennis shoes would hide their pink painted toe nails
How can you tell that an elephant is hiding in the dark with you?
you can smell the peanut butter on their breath
2007-05-06 21:32:15 · answer #2 · answered by kitchenheatindex 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For some strange reason the fridge was in the kitchen but ended upin teh front yard with a whole through every wall on its path to a brutal and flat end.
2007-05-06 21:21:01 · answer #3 · answered by Heero Yui 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The security cameras caught it in the act. Couldn't get anyone to arrest it. What do you pay taxes for if you can't get any one to arrest an elephant for breaking into your fridge?
2007-05-06 21:26:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tracks in the butter
2007-05-06 21:18:19 · answer #5 · answered by ExSarge 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
By the footprints in your butter
2007-05-06 21:19:43 · answer #6 · answered by Angel Eyes 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The door won't shut
2007-05-06 21:19:29 · answer #7 · answered by MSW X2 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the same way I knew my girraff was in my fridge....
I opened the door and there he was, munching on the chocolate pudding.
RJ :)
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2007-05-06 21:19:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
footprints in the cheesecake.
2007-05-06 21:19:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are footprints in your pudding.
2007-05-06 21:18:30 · answer #10 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋