How would you punish a filthy mouth?

Question

I swear too much and got a Yahoo Violation for cursing on someone's answer page. What would you do to me if you could? :
a) soap
b) pepper
c) hot sauce
d) other (gulp)

Answer 1

D - other
you should be spanked ;o)

Answer 2

Well, you don't have a filthy mouth you have filthy fingers. I would take those filthy phalanges and put each one individually in the garbage disposal for 1 measly second. It will only sting and there won't be permanent damage but the lesson will be learned.

Answer 3

well when i was a little girl i use to pick up the habit of cussing and my mom heard me one day and she took me in the bathroom and washed my mouth out with saop let me tell you i didnt like it to well..she made me hold it in my mouth for 10secs.And she always made me out hot hot sauce on my tongue and that taught me a lesson real quick

Answer 4

I clean your filthy mouth with some soap. That should teach you a lesson, hahaha!

Answer 5

Just don't swear in front of ya parents,lol, like me, or dont swear on answers, Im 12 and im not allowed to swear, doesnt stop me...

Answer 6

Wrap your fingers in duct tape so you couldn't type the offending word, nor any other words for that matter. Sorry, but for punishment to be effective, it must be stern.

Answer 7

Soap. That is how I was raised.
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Other: You can start a swear jar. A quarter a swear. It only works if you have discipline. Which you may not have considering your question.

Answer 8

I would combine all these together
a) soap
b) pepper
c) hot sauce

cheers

P.S I hope you stop swearing now.

Answer 9

A) Wash your mouth out with soup.

Answer 10

Probably stitch your mouth together just like what they do to cadavers.

Answer 11

A Zest sandwich is what my dad called it. I won't tell you what I called it.