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because he just smashed the table and is eating it anyway

2007-05-06 14:01:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets Other - Pets

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Oh, for heaven's sake. . .don't you know ANYTHING about the care and feeding of elephants?

They're only supposed to eat living room sofas with an occasional end table as a special treat. Too many table scraps, and the poor thing will develop splinterosis of the keisteritum.

And THEN you'll be up Shat Creek without a paddle, my friend. Literally.

2007-05-06 14:20:58 · answer #1 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 5 0

It won't hurt him, you, however may need a gas-mask to emty the litter box. :)

2007-05-06 14:10:14 · answer #2 · answered by .......... 4 · 2 0

Ya know, if ya do it once, he is gonna expect it all the time...don't be sucked into his world...be strong...don't give up.././

2007-05-06 14:16:41 · answer #3 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 1 0

You might have problems on the other end later...

2007-05-06 14:08:04 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 0 1

He'll be fine - tomorrow he'll hork up a hairball - it's when they start to pass the gas that it becomes dangerous!



RJ :)
ps please sign my petition :)

2007-05-06 14:11:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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