I've got this woman and i can't seem to programme her. I'm normally pretty good with working things out like the video and the like. But this woman is just impossible. I can't get her to do washing, ironing or even cleaning. I've look on Google, I've look on Wikipedia and I've even look in the local library still no luck. What can i do.
2007-05-06 13:21:14 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
Could it be 'user error?'
2007-05-06 13:31:20 · answer #1 · answered by Shivers 6 · 17⤊ 1⤋
Go look at a movie called The Stepford Wives although I think you probably wrote the script.Those wives are pretty boring by the way.
2007-05-08 00:44:44 · answer #2 · answered by melbournewooferblue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dudeeeeeeee..fidgety..sweet answer..
2007-05-06 23:34:57 · answer #3 · answered by roxygirl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's because you forgot to ask if she is a feminist. If she is not a feminist, she should be a decent human being and you wouldn't even have to ask her to put in her fair share.
If she is a feminist, just tell her you support feminism and equality, and that you believe feminist should be initiating sex, especially in performing BJs. Tell her performing BJs is empowering for the girls. In one second, she will be down on her knees performing oral sex on you.
It works every single time!
You can dump her after you are done with her and find a decent nice girl to help with her fair share of the housework.
2007-05-06 20:38:26 · answer #4 · answered by nabil z 1 · 4⤊ 7⤋
Okay ... you need to go to www. womanprogram.com and from their website download:
womanprog/update/file/zip
then unzip it, move it from the desktop onto a dic, and install the file in your woman.
However, this will NOT work on a pirated woman, so I hope you paid good money for her. It really is worthwhile paying for the real thing and not a cheap copy.
2007-05-06 20:54:26 · answer #5 · answered by Girl Machine 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
the truth is you cant cos we're human beings just like you. if you are one of the pathetic people who's a control freak and hate women for having brains, then i suggest you find a stepford wife and you can live happily ever after pathetically.
2007-05-07 03:23:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your trying to programme a WOMAN!!! Are you CRAZY!!!
They are all 7 year old GIRLS inside...Get her a copy of Jacky, or Bunty, and a sherbert dip and see what happens!!!
2007-05-08 08:10:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha women 1 men 0
2007-05-07 20:07:57 · answer #8 · answered by lostchild 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do your own washing, ironing you lazy so and so... PS its 2007 now we're not in the dark ages now.
2007-05-07 10:13:41 · answer #9 · answered by jan h 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you still chasing those android women? Strange. I like a woman with some meat on her bones, not metal and plastic.
2007-05-06 21:07:01 · answer #10 · answered by ĦΣŊ®¥ ЈǾ 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Check the box, did you grab the blow up doll that came with the maid outfit? If so try deflating her and blowing her back up!
2007-05-06 22:18:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋