When you wake up in the morning.......?

Question

Do you prefer to dance down the street naked with a feather behind your ear?
Or do you prefer the more extreme style of knocking on each neighbours door and slapping them?

Answer 1

whatever i do i gotta pee first!

Answer 2

I've always enjoyed combining the two. I dance down the street naked, knock on the door and slap them with a feather.

Answer 3

dance down the street naked with a feather behind your ear

Answer 4

The second one! Theres a lot of people I would just love to slap in the world, a girl in my class, my social studies teacher, my ex boyfriend, anybody rude. But some of those people I would rather punch than slap!

Answer 5

Oh, Moomin, I forgot about you! What childhood memories.

Dancing naked. I keep the slapping and the knocking for days off.

: )

Answer 6

I prefer the more classy and subtle approach of donning a tiara and a feather boa, high heels and a g string and performing undulating dances utilizing parking meters and streetlight poles.

Answer 7

Don't fancy any of that but I rather like this one posted earlier by diane

...bring me a cup of coffee like a dear

just trying to imagine how a dear would bring you a cup of coffee

Answer 8

Slap the neighbors for sure.

Answer 9

I like to slap them while i'm naked, kind of a double whammy.

Answer 10

dance down the street..

Answer 11

Neither. Dont worry be glad theirs help out there for people with that condition.