Everything learned from Noah's Ark?

Question

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark
One: Don't miss the boat.
Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six : Build your future on high ground.
Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine : When you're stressed, float a while.
Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.< /SPAN>
Eleven : No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.

Answer 1

So very true!
It's like the rules from kindergarten - always hold hands as you cross the street!

Answer 2

I also wonder if he'd have ever gotten the Ark built if he'd had to follow OSHA guidelines, get PETA's permission to take endangered species on board, needed permission from Planning and Zoning to build an Ark in his yard, or had to deal with Equal Opportunity or Unions.

Answer 3

lol!!!!!!!
thats a good 1!!!!!!!
noahs ark was 1 o my fave bible stories as a kid
those r funny!!!!!
and theyre kinda true 2
except the critic 1
if ur in show buis u better listen 2 the critics so u know wat to fix next time!

Answer 4

That sums it up beautifully. That is everything you need to know and more. Follow that and you will be successful all through your life. :-)