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tell me your problems......

ok, I'm not a real doctor, but I play one on TV :) Be careful, I charge by the hour.

2007-05-06 07:14:20 · 16 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

16 answers

Welll...uh....I got this...um...rash.

2007-05-06 07:18:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You don't understand me. No body understands me. No body loves me. My parents dis-owned me. They think I'm ugly. My so-called friends talk about me behind my back. My boyfriends cheating on me but I want him more. I want some popcorn but no-one will buy me any. The sun is shinning and all I can think about is yesterdays rain. My future is a train wreck and you say that you can help?......Help this!

I play a manic depressive on t.v.

2007-05-06 07:20:30 · answer #2 · answered by AVATARD 5 · 0 0

Nah. If I told you my problems you'd get rich by only the consultation I had, cos it'll take me ages.

And I'm not willing to get poor...

2007-05-06 07:18:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm a nurse
don't need your help today, but am available to assist prn

2007-05-06 11:01:37 · answer #4 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0 0

Your patient needs your patience, he wants you badly, it's an illness but how do you cure it, ethically, doctor?

2007-05-06 07:21:27 · answer #5 · answered by General C 4 · 0 0

No, ask me! Plus, i don't charge as much.

2007-05-06 07:21:47 · answer #6 · answered by Dann 5 · 0 0

Okay well I am having some real bad problems with my back lately. Please tell me what you think it might be.

2007-05-06 07:17:23 · answer #7 · answered by blue-jeanbaby 4 · 0 0

It hurts constantly and I have to remind myself to breath...any ideas

2007-05-06 07:17:47 · answer #8 · answered by Rob 6 · 0 0

Hi doctor
how r u?

2007-05-06 07:17:26 · answer #9 · answered by Mag 7 · 1 0

I want my period to go away without getting pregnant.

Also, can you cure toenail fungus?

2007-05-06 07:19:26 · answer #10 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 0 0

Doctor, I think my conscience is missing, if you find him.....tell him he's fired!

2007-05-06 07:18:02 · answer #11 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0 0

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