I thought about getting the kids ready and going to church today, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized I didn't feel like it. I'd have to find their pretty church shoes and everything...
2007-05-06 03:30:45 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
No you won't...relax you heathen.
2007-05-06 03:36:29 · answer #1 · answered by ஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐ Vee ஐƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒஐ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God isn't in a building. Preachers aren't the middle man between you and God. I haven't been to church except for weddings and funerals for 40 years. And before everyone says "That's why you're angry" wrong, that's just a silly cartoon avatar. While I do think it's important for children to get a religious background, I believe a parent can teach morals just as well as a Sunday School teacher. If the parent cares enough to try.
If you go to Hell for missing a Sunday, at least you'll get to meet all of us Yahooers sitting here on a Sunday morning and not in church! I'm thinking we could keep the Devil busy answering questions for an eternity, wouldn't be so bad down there!
2007-05-06 11:13:42 · answer #2 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your not falling for the R&S conspiracy of shutting Yahoo down for a hour so we all go to church today either are you. You will be OK cause your heart is good !
2007-05-06 10:38:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who wears shoes to church?
2007-05-06 10:36:50 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read somewhere that Jesus said you don't need a temple to be friendly with God but the Holy Church removed that part from the bible.
2007-05-06 10:51:30 · answer #5 · answered by Ands 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think so but I think it would be ironic if you showed up at the pearly gates and you couldnt find your church shoes.
2007-05-06 18:58:44 · answer #6 · answered by KD 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah.
I didn't go either. I'm still in my PJ's.
Come to think of it, I haven't been to church in about 7 or 8 years.
2007-05-06 10:34:04 · answer #7 · answered by raineshower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
. Nor really> But if you do go to "Hell" for what you did, you are going to have a lot, and I do mean a lot of company. Guess who will be leading the Parade. ?
2007-05-06 10:36:29 · answer #8 · answered by Alfie333 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a waste of a question..you might go to hell 4 that..
2007-05-06 11:14:06 · answer #9 · answered by mortalminded 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but you will feel a regret. A regret that gnarls at your inner most being.
2007-05-06 10:37:18 · answer #10 · answered by narcisscus24 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO GOD FORGIVES EVERYTHING!
Just the thought of you wanting to go served its purpose!
2007-05-06 10:33:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋