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my friend Jimmy telling me how exciting his Saturday night was - watching any dream will do with his in laws. I detected a note of sarcasm

2007-05-06 01:18:29 · answer #1 · answered by joeygirl 2 · 1 0

Just now from a friend who's in Greece at a wedding!
She said she was dreading it - she flew over alone, and only knows the bride!

2007-05-06 08:17:15 · answer #2 · answered by RM 6 · 0 0

My Best mate: Heya happy christmas! hope ur havin a gd 1. Gunna miss u wen u go.

(it was from a long time ago because I broke my phone)

2007-05-06 08:19:20 · answer #3 · answered by Black Parade 2 · 0 0

It said: A plane was crashing and a young virgin girl got up and said would anybody like to make her feel like a real woman before she dies, a man jumped up and took of all his clothes and said to her IRON these!

2007-05-06 08:20:43 · answer #4 · answered by MICHAEL S 2 · 0 0

You are the Weakest Link, Goodbye!

2007-05-06 08:16:16 · answer #5 · answered by Del Piero 10 7 · 0 0

My husband telling me he's on the way home
and could I put the kettle on!
(Hmm they are usually a bit raunchier than that though!)

2007-05-06 10:41:14 · answer #6 · answered by Minxy 5 · 0 0

It was a text from my best friend which said brown is the colour of poo.

2007-05-06 08:44:56 · answer #7 · answered by keight_beight 2 · 0 0

I got a text from my sister "Can we go watch 24?".... we taped it from Monday

2007-05-06 08:27:31 · answer #8 · answered by MM 2 · 0 0

My bf saying guess what one day to go to our holiday love you babe and see you tomorrow xx

How sweet lol

2007-05-06 08:23:46 · answer #9 · answered by Kendra H 1 · 0 0

02 - unfortunately you haven't topped your fone up so you can't have your monthly text allowance.

2007-05-06 08:22:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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