2007-05-06 00:48:41 · 45 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What a great question. Let me see, it depends on what he did, if he hurt my missus or kids then first I would murder his entire family. Then I would chain him up, and spend the rest of the day torturing him. Good kicking, bit of electricity, maybe a hot iron or two, then I would tie him to a stake in the ground and let pigs eat him alive.
If it was just some dude who pissed me off then I would think of something a little less extreme but still witty enough to make me laugh to myself for a day two
AFTERNOTE: Someone needs to put jew4mess out of his fu cking misery,
2007-05-06 00:53:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Some of my worst enemies are people like Bush who could do a difference for the environment and peace on earth but do exactly the opposite of what could be done to help. I would bring such people in places where people suffer because of their stupidity to show them how awfull they are. After-wards, if they aren't really stupid they would do what is right: reduce, reuse, recycle and help others! Money spent by the USA for wars during the last years would've been sufficient to educate all the kids in the poor countries. Education should be the first step against terrorism!
2007-05-06 00:56:33 · answer #2 · answered by Mel 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Duct taped to chair with a continues DVD of Barney playing 24/ 7
2007-05-06 00:53:36 · answer #3 · answered by cary r 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Complete and total public humiliation. In front of people that they want to think highly of them.
Sort of like Alec Baldwin. He tried to hide what he was (A over-bearing, tyrant, angry child-bullying maniac!) Now EVERYBODY knows what he is...
Yep! I'd go with public humiliation on my worst enemy!
2007-05-06 00:57:29 · answer #4 · answered by Yoli 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He`d have to be a stripper at a bingo hall every day for the rest of his life.
Or he`d suffer a weekly frottage at the hands of the village idiot.
2007-05-06 00:52:49 · answer #5 · answered by Untold 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tie them down and cut little pieces off them with a steak knife. Then leave them out in the sun so the flies can land on them.
2007-05-06 00:51:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would just totally ignore them like they didn't exist, enemies can't bear to be ignored, I'd let karma do the rest for me.
2007-05-06 02:54:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would force my enemy to watch Rosie Odonnell everyday on tv.
2007-05-06 00:56:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Force them to watch a 96 hour marathon of 'songs of praise'
2007-05-06 00:52:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tie them to a tree. Pour honey on them and let the fireants have fun. I always thought this would be good for sex offenders too!
2007-05-06 00:51:25 · answer #10 · answered by culooking2007 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋