I have loads of money, and i live in a castle, so there.
2007-05-06 00:19:27 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Royalty
Your right, I'm jealous. I envy your wealth, your position, your lifestyle, your looks, your charisma, your popularity, your elegance and your charm.
Spot the sarcasm?
2007-05-06 00:24:27 · answer #1 · answered by The Wandering Blade 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You can have loads of money and live in a castle but I will never, ever be jealous of you Dear. I wouldn't be you for all the tea in China. So there!!!
2007-05-06 21:24:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've never slagged off the Royal Family and no I'm not jealous of them either. To me they are just another really rich family with human faults like the rest of us. They aren't perfect but then who is? Mind you I'm pretty brassic at the moment so could you give us 5 grand to help out and pay off my mortgage cheers. Don't ask for much do I lol!
D73
2007-05-06 00:26:50 · answer #3 · answered by Dawn73 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
>I have loads of money, and i live in a castle, so there
And you're at least a little bit better-looking than Mrs. Simpson was, although your Windsor man looks more like a horse than a king. Any woman who would bed him is too Ebenezer-Scroogeish to buy a courgette -- and any man who would bed you is too lazy to w@nk off!
2007-05-06 01:10:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Sure, I'm jealous. We all want to be married to someone who's ears come into a room before the rest of him does.
2007-05-06 07:47:35 · answer #5 · answered by bellegurl17 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't have loads of money but at least mirrors and cameras don't self destruct when I walk buy!
2007-05-06 03:20:28 · answer #6 · answered by Ivan S 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well I certainly don't envy big ears at night time. Have to agree with the bird up there about Diana, but at least she was a bit more easy on the eye Mr Ed
2007-05-06 00:27:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
yes well your not exactly good looking and as for money and things it doesn't buy you happiness it just brings you misery and a sad deluded life like you have now with big ears.
2007-05-06 00:28:39 · answer #8 · answered by angelgina 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are truly a good match for Charlie, for horses and dogs go together.
2007-05-06 04:08:40 · answer #9 · answered by gortamor 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's what I live for. So there.
2007-05-06 01:17:54 · answer #10 · answered by James 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋