Finish these rhymes in your own words.....?

Question

Hickory, Dickory Doc......

Mary had a little lamb.......

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.......

Answer 1

Hickory, Dickory Doc......
I am having a bad mental block.
I don't know what to say,
And I can't run away.
Someone please hit my head with a rock.

Mary had a little lamb.......
She treasured more than all.
But then it died;
Poor Mary cried.
And now all she has is a shawl.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.......
Humpty Dumptry decried urban sprawl.
One day, it was said,
Humpty 'fell' on his head,
Now there's more scrambled eggs for us all.

Answer 2

Hickory, Dickory Doc where the heck is my sock?

Mary had a little lamb it's fleece started to glow. Everywhere that Mary went it lighted her way to go.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty went to the mall. All the kings horses and all the King's men never saw Humpty ever again. ( I think someone made an omelet out of him but I can't swear to it.)

Answer 3

Hickory Dickory Doc....the Mouse was in too much a shock
to notice that Mary had a Little lamb whose fleas were white as snow.But Mouse DID notice that Humpty Dumpy sat on a wall with Mouse's favorite shawl and commenced to bawl about the futility of it ALL and getting Mouse's shawl all wet.So Mouse jumped down and broke his crown and Mary came tumbling after.

Answer 4

Hickory dickory doc.where is my bigcock. he flew over the shed and landed on his head. hickory dickory dock!!

mary had a little lamb she put it in the oven . mary wanted to get it out and forgot to put her glove on.

humpty dumpty sat on a wall humpty dumpty had a great fall all the kings horses and all the kings men said F..K him his only an egg.

Answer 5

hickory dickory dock
you have a floppy c..k
your missus did frown
cause your c..k went down
she sent you to niagra
to get some viagra
hickory dickory dock.


mary had a little lamb
its fleece as black as toast
so to her i said
i'll cut of its head
now mary has a roast.


humpty dumpty sat on a wall
cause he had no legs
humpty dumpty had a great fall
now he's scrambled eggs.

Answer 6

Hickory, Dickory Doc
I think I dropped my clock
Hickory, Dickory Doc
And then I tore my frock
Hickory, Dickory Doc
Cause I was running after the flock

Mary had a little lamb
How foolish of her
To steel a lamb
And say its her little lamb

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall
Staring at the tea trays in the sky
Suddenly he lost control
And banged his huge egg on a rock
All of the kings horsemen
and all the kings soldiers sighed
"That was a HUGE egg!"

I know they are whack, I'm bad at poetry!

Answer 7

the flea jumped off the rock..the rock was wet ..the flea upset coz he fell down ..hickory dickory doc

she could not get it to bleat.....the lamb just coughed and spluttered and choked and puked upon her feet

humpty dumpty had a great fall and there was egg splattered everywhere

Answer 8

Hickory, Dickory Doc.....the dog ran off with my sock.
I'd better stop. All I can think of is X-rated!!

Answer 9

1...the mouse ran up the clock the clock struck one and bashed its head in
2.....she also had a bear..i,ve often seen her little lamb ...but i,ve never.....
3humpty dumpty had a great fall all the kings horses and all the kings men had...scrambled egg for a fortnight

Answer 10

....the mouse lived in my sock.
I put it in the wash, cycle completed,
clean, but soggy, the mouse was deleted.

.....it's fleece was a snowy white,
until the day it skipped about.....
and fell in a pile of sh*te

.....watching the boys play with a ball.
"I like that game", Humpty said,
so they abandoned the ball...kicked him instead.