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2007-05-05 17:01:42 · 51 answers · asked by ~*~Malarie~*~ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
If it crossed the road here, it was being driven by a 60 mph wind and it didn't have any choice!
2007-05-05 17:25:13 · answer #1 · answered by Husker41 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Because the road was being crossed with the chicken.
2007-05-05 18:58:59 · answer #2 · answered by Agent319.007 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I heard the chicken only crossed the road because he was stuck to the farmers boot.
2007-05-07 10:39:59 · answer #3 · answered by NakasEvilTwin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After slipping out of a hole in the cage, the chicken quickly realized that he was at Tyson. He crossed the road to get to the field so that the catch crew couldn't find him.
2007-05-05 17:14:39 · answer #4 · answered by wolflady 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because he wanted to go to the other side of the road.
2007-05-13 14:18:29 · answer #5 · answered by Karen H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about this one instead. How did the chicken cross the freeway. Hint: Take the f out of free and the f out of way.
2007-05-05 17:04:46 · answer #6 · answered by Heather B 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
He was a Catholic chicken, and he was giving the road a blessing.
2007-05-07 13:45:30 · answer #7 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because when the farmer cut his head off he ran around and couldn't see the road and then ya you know the rest and yes when i chicken gets it's head cut off it does run i've seen it
2007-05-13 15:13:33 · answer #8 · answered by undercoverlover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The light turned green.
2007-05-13 11:29:53 · answer #9 · answered by Proud Nana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who ever said she did? That's an old fallacy. That chicken isn't stupid enough to go wandering off.
2007-05-06 02:45:53 · answer #10 · answered by sarge 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋