Should i just shoot seven down for simplicity?
2007-05-05 16:14:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
buy a map, then you can shoot all eight crows for confusing the issue.
2007-05-05 23:25:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha! this is a simple quesiton!
observe me answer,and be awed by my grace and genius!
1. option 1: get yourself some minions. give each of them a shotgun, but make sure theyre secured firmly to your property to make sure they dont run away. servants are money, you know.
2. option 2: [since minions are rather hard to come by these days... and inferior beings are not to be trusted anyways] simply grow more arms! and get more guns! and improve your coordination! it should be great fun adn excellent target practice!
3. option 3: learn to shoot 8 guns at once.
4. option 4. stop wasting time COUNTING how many there are and SHOOT, dammitt!!!
NEVER! never settle for 7 crows if you could have 8!!!!!!! assert your superiority!
hold on, why are you hunting crows? crows are SO unsatisfying and really not even that healthy. and they taste disgusting. what you need is a prey that is stimulating to hunt, and provides some kind of mental satisfaction to kill.
oh yes and none of this "birds are people too" crap. birds are NOT people; people are SO much better to eat...
2007-05-05 23:29:13 · answer #2 · answered by the misomaniac 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its simple.
Until one of the crows arrives at the destination first you wont know which way is the quickest.
One must hope that you knew which crows went in which direction so you can identify which way is quicker when the first crow arrives.
2007-05-05 23:39:50 · answer #3 · answered by rose_ee_lee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is difficult, you must also take in to consideration which way the wind blows, pigs might fly and the skys the limit- just invest in a kamikaze homing pigeon.
2007-05-06 05:18:36 · answer #4 · answered by brainlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nicemnavery over simplifies it it's all very well following the one with a map but it needs to have a compass too so look carefully before you leap.
2007-05-06 02:04:58 · answer #5 · answered by Jim M 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Be much more humane to castanet over the 7 you don't need.You never know,you might get lucky.
2007-05-05 23:29:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If they happen to be wearing Adelaide jumpers -
shoot all eight!
If you manage that...my GPS is all yours!
2007-05-06 15:36:32 · answer #7 · answered by renclrk 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just follow the male.
2007-05-06 18:00:22 · answer #8 · answered by Alicat 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pretty obvious really mate , just go with the one with the map !!
2007-05-06 00:07:51 · answer #9 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the 2 above me must be way old! maps? compass?.....
follow the one with the "tomtom" ;)
2007-05-06 03:10:15 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋