By popular demand - how do you get bird poo in your keyboard?

Answer 1

By pis sing me off and leaving your window open..... you will never learn.

How is that cut.... hehehehehe

Answer 2

Easy. Raise a wild bird that fell from its nest. While you are working on the computer, let the little fella walk up and down your arm between feedings. He's sure to lean over and shoot a nice poo stream right between the keys on your keyboard at one point or another.

Answer 3

Im no longer even going to ask how the poo have been given there, yet while it is a pc, turn it off and use a heat washcloth to wipe it and get it out from between the keys. Then useblow off air duster to get out any "leftovers"whether it is in straight forward terms a house computing device, do the comparable ingredient, yet you dont ought to tutor it off. stable good fortune with it! lol

Answer 4

well first ya get a bird,, then ya feed it alot of stuff then put it's cage right above the keyboard and put in a false bottom.

When the bird poops. then it will go thru the false bottom and onto the keyboard.

easy huh?

Answer 5

Get a pet bird and let it sit on the key board.

Answer 6

thank you :) I guess you did not follow my advise *sigh*
by the way, did you know that bird poo is a sign of good luck and I am a lucky target :) lol

Answer 7

I only get bird poo on my sparrow keyboard. I keep my regular one pristine. *wink*

Answer 8

Leave it outside by a bird feeder or scatter McDonalds french fries around it! :-)

Answer 9

You need a live bird.

Answer 10

I would say you'd best stop letting that rooster research the "which came first" question on Google if he can't use a toilet.