These three 40 year-old guys were talking one day about what football positions in high-school they use to play! The first guy said, ''I played quarter-back!'' The second guy said, ''I played running-back!'' Well then the third guy said, ''I played AS$-BACK!'' Well the other two guys were like, ''What position is AS$-BACK?'' We've never heard of that position!'' Well the third guy said, "Well it's not really a position, it's just I used to stand on the side-lines, and I would ask my coach if I could get in the game!'' ''Well everytime I asked my coach that, he would always say, "BOY GET YOUR AS$ BACK!"
2007-05-05 12:29:52 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Football (American)
not really
2007-05-05 12:39:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 20:59:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ba-dum-bum
2007-05-05 12:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by Leon_can't do everything 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell that one to Mike Martz of the Lions.
2007-05-05 13:14:02 · answer #4 · answered by kirenaj_evile 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is funny! I'll have to tell it to my son (19yrs) He plays football in highschool! I think he'll like it too! lol
2007-05-05 12:38:46 · answer #5 · answered by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it. i must admit when i first started reading the joke i thought it was going to be stupid and obscene but it turned out to be pretty funny and not obscene at all.
2007-05-05 13:14:05 · answer #6 · answered by Chuck Briggs 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sucked like a hoover.
2007-05-05 12:43:26 · answer #7 · answered by Give Pee a Chance 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I agree with Chuck but the joke is alright for me:-)!!!
2007-05-05 13:45:06 · answer #8 · answered by skyblu513 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke man.
2007-05-05 13:10:02 · answer #9 · answered by frankcujo89 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey, were you that third guy?
2007-05-05 15:46:30 · answer #10 · answered by BOLT FAN!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that was lame.
2007-05-05 14:35:57 · answer #11 · answered by ClayMeow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋