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I said, "God is like the ultimate stalker!" and then followed that up by saying, "He watches you and he's supposed to be a guy!" Haha he was so interested in me afterwards!

2007-05-05 11:13:35 · 11 answers · asked by NOT USING Y!A ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!! 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

11 answers

It`s alright - i`ll pay for this............

2007-05-05 11:19:54 · answer #1 · answered by yahoobloo 6 · 0 0

Well, I nearly got slapped. My fil died and there were some very serious problems and I had some anger toward him. We went back to the state where he was born. I was kind of in a shocked state and we were crossing a bridge behind the hearse when my husband asked what I was thinking. He wouldn't leave me alone and I tried really hard to ignore him.

Finally I told him he wouldn't like it and still he demanded to know, so I told him. "I was thinking it would be nice if the casket slid out of the hearse and into the river and sank." Like I said, I nearly got slapped but he wouldn't stop, he wouldn't leave me alone. In a way, I feel he got what he deserved for aggravating me so.

2007-05-05 18:32:53 · answer #2 · answered by ladyofyorkies 3 · 0 0

Of course I'll respect you in the morning.

2007-05-05 18:17:42 · answer #3 · answered by lee 3 · 0 0

Of course I'll respect you in the morning.

2007-05-05 18:16:08 · answer #4 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0 0

I'd rather j**k off.

Hey, you didn't ask for nice!

There is also, "C'mon, he's a great guy! Like a brother to me! I've known him since prison!"

2007-05-05 18:19:00 · answer #5 · answered by eine kleine nukedmusik 6 · 1 0

I once said, "God damn, but you look a lot hotter than your photo!" She just stared at me...

2007-05-05 18:17:23 · answer #6 · answered by knight2001us 6 · 0 0

When he asked me who my hero was I said, "I dunno . . . Don Knotts . . . Jesus . . . I jus' don' know." And when he told me not to fall in love with any dudes until he got back home, I assured him that my musCles tend to scare other guys away.

2007-05-05 18:23:16 · answer #7 · answered by J Candid 3 · 0 0

"look im in freakin middle school if you show me that i'll be scared for life!!"

2007-05-05 18:17:29 · answer #8 · answered by lost~n~confused 3 · 0 0

Ur d**k smells..
lol..
idk
i just said it cuz i assumed it was that lol..
:]]

2007-05-05 20:45:42 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ S k I p [a] B e a t ! 4 · 0 0

"Would you like to roll in ze hay?" ('Young Frankenstein' had just come out... it didn't work...)

2007-05-05 18:24:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

god, where do i start? prolly just dumb stuff like, "hi," "umm, hey, how are you doin?", s*it like that

2007-05-05 18:16:42 · answer #11 · answered by SuzyBelle04 6 · 0 0

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