What would you do if a man blacked your eye
(it didnt happen to me i just want to hear the best answers)
2007-05-05 10:32:19 · 16 answers · asked by THE ONE 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I'd b*tchslap him
2007-05-05 10:34:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Have his tail arrested - that kind of cruelty is not acceptable. Going through the revenge cycle would probably ratchet up the response. A man that hits a woman is a wimp - he needs training! And jail for a while might just give him some.
2007-05-05 10:37:07 · answer #2 · answered by Pete W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have only been hit once, and believe me it will NEVER happen again. I learned my lesson. I make sure I set the timer now when I cook potroast, and I always keep an extra "emergency" meal in the fridge just in case. It's worth cooking two dinners evey nite to keep my man happy, and my eyes unswollen.
2007-05-05 11:58:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would ask them why they did it. I wouldnt be yelling at them about it. If they had a reason I wouldnt be that mad. If they didnt have a reason and did it on purpose I would give them a black eye. It all depends cause I have anger management problems.
2007-05-05 10:41:17 · answer #4 · answered by ESCAPE THE FATE FREAK! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it was a random guy, I'd give him two black eyes, then I'd knock him out, call the cops, go home, and listen to Incubus. Of course, while listening to Incubus, I'd be emailing my friends an exaggerated version of the story.
2007-05-05 10:35:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do the chicken dance. ssssh but when I do the chicken dance, I turn into a gorilla, I'll eat everything in his fridge. Then jack his money so he wouldn't but anything else. Lock him out of his house. And we will turn his house into a nigt club. PARTAY!
2007-05-05 10:35:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Press charges. No man would ever get away with doing that to me.
2007-05-05 10:36:33 · answer #7 · answered by Bazinga 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I sure won't be turning the other cheek that's for sure. Most likely I'm opening up a can of whoop @ss on him.
2007-05-05 10:39:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes the Man has to knock da girl down a beg or two. Maybe if you didn't burn the pot roast this wouldn't have occurred. It hurt me more then it hurt you
2007-05-05 10:35:51 · answer #9 · answered by Frank the Frowner : ( 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cook him breakfast... some nice, hot grits or oatmeal. some hot bacon still frying in the skillet some boiling water for instant coffee... he comes down to eat and ill mess him up...ha ha. then ill call the police and say he was trying to kill me and messed up the kitchen... he he he
2007-05-05 10:39:13 · answer #10 · answered by CheySemone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kick him square in the nuts.
2007-05-05 10:34:57 · answer #11 · answered by HobbesMom 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋