since Paris is going to jail for about 45 days, she's going to get board, and won't have any fun, perhaps we can come up with top ten things she could do to make prison fun.
creative answers gets the points. have fun with it.
2007-05-05 08:58:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Put her in a round cell and tell her to sit in the corner.
2007-05-05 09:10:14 · answer #1 · answered by Wiseguy 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
well, since Paris isn't all that bright.... we oughta think up some stuff for her..... however, she will be in rich chick jail, so it isn't really the same as jail. but here are some things she could do........
1. Learn to read.
2. Learn to count
3. Learn to DRIVE! that's what got her there in the first place.
4. Come up with some shallow lyrics for some new stupid pop song she'll release when she gets out...
5. Try eating food (that girl is way too skinny)
6.detox
7.think up a new catch phrase... I am sick of "That's Hot"
8. try being a lesbian for a new "sex Tape"
9.wearing clothes that actually cover up her goodies.
10. get a labotomy
2007-05-05 16:07:45 · answer #2 · answered by erin_foss8191@sbcglobal.net 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
10. Not make her fellow inmates listen to her so called album so they won't beat her up!
9. Learn how not to steal anyone else's property including boyfriends and girlfriends.
8. Learn to read.
7. Learn to act.
6. Learn to stay in one place without going out every night to be seen.
5. Learn how to listen to rules.
4. Learn how to actually follow rules.
3. Become a lesbian and give up on men.
2. Learn to put some clothes on and stop dressing like a two bit floozy and learn the rules of the road.
1. Learn to act like a real human being.
2007-05-05 16:16:11 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Discover and practice a new ‘pose’ for photographers
2. Find a new phrase instead of ‘that’s hot’
3. give a class on how to be fake and/or play dumb
4. give a class on get rich quick schemes
5. teach other inmates how to hire the right lawyer
6. show inmates how to apply makeup to hide the real ugliness
7. get inmates together and do their own porn film
8. get a petition signed to let all inmates have their own pets
9. make t-shirts that say “free paris”
10. make license plates that say “free paris”
2007-05-05 16:24:56 · answer #4 · answered by PoohBear74 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Play with dildo's
2. Make out with her cellmate
3.Turn some tricks in jail
4.Get protection
5. Play dice and poker with Lil' Kim
6.Orgy or Pink out
7-10. The rest is her's
2007-05-05 16:07:04 · answer #5 · answered by David J 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i think that in jail she will live the simple life!
she won't have nicole to be with, but im sure some other female inmates will take good care of her!
2007-05-05 16:08:18 · answer #6 · answered by jason 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sell the internet porn video she made with her bf to the local inmates!
listen to the new marilyn manson album!
cry!
lol.
2007-05-05 16:08:52 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
she can drop the soap
2007-05-07 00:01:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
idk... she'll probably figure out some way to make her jumpsuite trashy..... i still think 45 days isnt long enough though.....
2007-05-07 12:21:01 · answer #9 · answered by xxxwasteddaysxxx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nude leapfrog?
2007-05-05 16:05:49 · answer #10 · answered by wscarpelli@sbcglobal.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋