I just bought a limited edition Reader's Digest Condensed Bible with an intro by Rev. Guido Sarducci and?

Question

...I need to know how to tell if it's authentic. I bought it off eBay for like the price of a Fiat so, I wanna make sure it's the real deal.

Answer 1

There should be about 300 contradictory statements present.

Answer 2

Father Sarducci is my favorite Priest, He has such a pleasant manner. And when he gives absolution you remember it till next Saturday night. The Readers Digest version makes the Bible an easy read. Who wants to read all that Apocalypse stuff anyway.