I really left him a mess. They said it took 8 hours of surgery and 58 postage stamps just to re-attach his label. I just...lost it. Ya know? Heart burn, upset stomach, indigestion, diarrhea...it all got to me and I snapped. I think I need help.
2007-05-05 05:28:24 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL. Thanks I needed a reason to smile.
Max sentence: According to wikipedia:
The Guinness Book of World Records has an entry for what it claims is the longest sentence in English. It cites a sentence from one of William Faulkner's novels, Absalom, Absalom! containing 1,287 words. Other sources mention a 4,391 word sentence from James Joyce's Ulysses. In 2001 Jonathan Coe surpassed both with a 13,955 word sentence in his novel, The Rotters' Club.
Just rolling with your wordplay...... ;-)
2007-05-05 05:35:39 · answer #1 · answered by Yinzer from Sixburgh 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
10 years
2007-05-05 05:31:25 · answer #2 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, then tossing them out of your moving vehicle or flushing them down the toilet. Kinda like going to Long John Silver's or Captain D's (both ruthless pirates) and having the battered fish.
2016-05-21 01:46:30 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you don't It happen to me too. It jumped in front of my car and got ran over. It tried to commit suicide that what I told the police when they can. His family is now trying to sue, But pretty soon I'm going to have them "taken" care of. If you get my drift.
I know some people who can help, try the Valium family.
2007-05-05 05:33:14 · answer #4 · answered by ArchAngel Raziel 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
TFF! You crack me up. If the attending surgeon was Dr. Pepper you'll probably be doing 10 2 and 4!
2007-05-05 05:32:16 · answer #5 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Might I recommend a Dr. Jason Seaver?
2007-05-05 05:31:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If you come to my party tonight you will blend in well with my crazy crowd and you will be safe , though you may wind up abusing stronger substances , but you will be in the pink !
2007-05-05 06:12:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you just wait when you need that Pepto Bismal...and he won't help you....upset stomach DIARRHEA
2007-05-05 05:31:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mos Def
2007-05-05 05:30:47 · answer #9 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think the worst that's gonna happen is, you get the worst case of constipation of you life. lol.
You just made me LMAO!! Thank you sooo much. hehehe
2007-05-05 05:32:28 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋