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I know a guy who openly flaunts that he can perform oral sex on himself. I personally think it is impossible, but he has shown a few of us multiple times that he can put his head between his groin. He brags very openly on the large amounts of occasions that he does this.

I've been thinking about this for a while now and it made me think, if I could flex that way and perform it on myself, I probably would. Does that make me gay?

2007-05-05 04:45:23 · 34 answers · asked by Berries Dingle 2 in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

34 answers

No it does not make him gay. My dog licks his balls all day long and still humps the **** out of any stray I can get hold of for him. I of course shoot the stray once he is done with her after a few days. Would not want to add to the stray dog population.

Another reason your Friend and my dog perform oral on themselves is because they can. If you masturbate does that make you gay?? No, as long as you are licking or stroking your own balls and not your male friends then you get a pass. For all the guys out there who read this and want to give a try be careful. I had a cousin snap his neck and is now wheel chair bound. You have to well endowed and very flexible to make this feat possible. A lot easier to find some lonely fat chick at your local bar do it for you. They are always looking for something to put in their mouths.

2007-05-05 06:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Man Giving Himself Oral Sex

2016-11-04 11:10:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I don't think that performing this act would determine your sexuality. However, the fact that you are questioning it does speak to your inner tendancies.

It's just like the movie Top Gun. You are Maverick. You've got Iceman and his crew. They represent the gay. Go the gay way, they say. And then there is the Kelly McGillis character, trying to sway you back to heterosexuality. When she starts losing, what does she do? She throws on the aviator glasses and hides her hair up under her hat. She tries to look like a dude. She is still fighting to bring you back to hetero, but she's like an undercover spy on the gay team.

To recap, you are Maverick, your friend is Iceman and you're just dying to be his little wingman. What about the Kelly McGillis character? If she were around you wouldn't be asking questions about your sexuality on Yahoo. It's just you, Iceman, and sometimes Goose, Viper and Jester stop by to spice things up.

"Goose, it's time to buzz the tower."
"Yee-haw, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE."

2007-05-05 05:58:55 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty F 4 · 0 0

If you could perform oral sex on yourself, it wouldn't make you gay, but a self-eroticism and someone that's going to get-off whether he brings home a date or not.

2007-05-05 11:18:13 · answer #4 · answered by J 7 · 0 0

No this does not make you gay. I often wondered about myself when i learned that it is very pleasurable to insert a finger or two into my own butt hole. Many people told me that i was gay. But like everyone says, its just another form of self masturbation. But had i came over and had you stick a finger up my bum, then it might be gay. Atleast it would make you gay. not me.

But i have tried to lick my own d!ck. i came up a little short and i almost broke my neck. How embarasing would that be to be found dead in your bathroom with a broken neck and your lips on your cock?

2007-05-05 07:43:45 · answer #5 · answered by Scottie"T" 5 · 0 0

If giving yourself auto-erotic pleasure is indicative of being gay, then the world is doomed and we're all going to become extinct because every man on the planet would be gay. Since 99% of men masturbate and the other 1% is lying.

2007-05-05 05:15:47 · answer #6 · answered by I_color_outside_the_lines 4 · 2 0

Well i didnt think giving yourself oral was possible, but it seems that it is obiously plausable. Now to answer your question: IF YOU COULD PERFORM ORAL SEX ON YOURSELF, WOULD YOU BE GAY?: now, if you give yourself a hand job, does that make you gay?

i dont think so.

2007-05-05 04:54:24 · answer #7 · answered by Poopsie 2 · 2 1

No becuase it's yourself, it's like masturbating that doesn't make you gay. If you can do this consider yourself lucky becuase I heard only 1% of guys can, becuase you need a really flexible spine/back and a long penis.

2007-05-05 09:12:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, giving yourself oral sex is classified as performing an 'auto-erotic' act and is in no-way indicative of your sexual preference.

2007-05-05 05:08:54 · answer #9 · answered by ♥indigo♥ 3 · 1 1

Does it make you gay? No That's part of your brains hard wiring.
All it is another form of masturbation.

2007-05-05 05:37:05 · answer #10 · answered by .*. 6 · 0 0

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