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ha.

wow, you REALLY need to get out more, but that was cute.

2007-05-05 03:33:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

“Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.”

-Yoda


Good luck....

2007-05-05 10:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by Teacher Man 6 · 3 0

Very good. Good play on words.

And if a race is held in Helsinki, the winner is the first to cross the Finnish line.

2007-05-05 10:40:21 · answer #3 · answered by Jacky Shecky 3 · 1 0

If your car went the speed of light at night. How long before you left would you have to have your headlights on to see?

2007-05-05 10:36:09 · answer #4 · answered by OU812 3 · 1 0

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! That's funny! I really wouldnt know the answer tho, but that was clever!!

2007-05-05 13:32:58 · answer #5 · answered by Rayne 5 · 1 0

No! Thats a scary thought!

2007-05-05 10:34:20 · answer #6 · answered by lady 4 · 0 1

Original! I like it...

2007-05-05 10:34:01 · answer #7 · answered by steveshurtleff 4 · 5 0

LOL, that one brought out a chuckle thanks, now I can get on with my day.

2007-05-05 10:34:53 · answer #8 · answered by Captain Happy Pants 6 · 1 0

ROFLMAO. That is funny s**t.

2007-05-05 10:34:37 · answer #9 · answered by MetalMonkey 3 · 3 0

Now that got me smiling! Thanks!

2007-05-05 10:34:52 · answer #10 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 1 0

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