How would you defend yourself if attacked by someone armed with fruit?
2007-05-04 21:28:40 · 8 answers · asked by john 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Grab the nearest lemon and squirt it into their eye ;)
2007-05-04 21:31:15 · answer #1 · answered by ~*Renaissance*~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hit him back with a watermelon. This is funny because we used to have fruit fights at my grandpa's when I was a kid. He had apple and pear trees. I'm surprised no one ever got a concussion.
2007-05-04 21:33:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll bring extra mouths and teeth so that the fruits will be eaten and digested! BURP!!!
2007-05-04 21:31:30 · answer #3 · answered by angler 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Simple. I'd throw my tomato at them.
2007-05-04 21:36:37 · answer #4 · answered by MrZ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A banana? I'll turn my back & then SPLIT!
2007-05-04 21:33:23 · answer #5 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahhahahaahhaha this was a funny question =)
2007-05-04 21:32:50 · answer #6 · answered by Made in Sweden ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd hit them with this cantaloupe.
2007-05-04 21:31:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd jab him with my pointed stick.
2007-05-04 21:31:17 · answer #8 · answered by H-Pappy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋