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What are the best ideas to get kicked out of Wal-Mart?

2007-05-04 16:27:30 · 20 answers · asked by Tht 1 girl 2 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

20 answers

put condoms in random peoples carts

2007-05-04 16:32:56 · answer #1 · answered by Dobby The Great 5 · 1 0

I have been kicked out of various walmarts around America countless times and i have yet 2 find the best way to get security dragging me out the door. Throwing yarn & toilet paper over aisles seems 2 be one of the least dangerous, most annoying attempts.

2007-05-04 23:33:46 · answer #2 · answered by simplypsycho 4 · 1 0

1)Start screaming for no reason at all.

2)Steal something.

3)Go in the back hall and ask someone where the cash office is.

4)Ask them if they will sell you a gun with the intentions to shoot a cashier if they don't hurry up and check some out faster.

2007-05-04 23:37:53 · answer #3 · answered by That Girl 5 · 1 0

do what they did on the chaser's war on everything. Walk around with a sign saying drug dealer and a big backpack filled wiith like baby powder or something, and even offer some to the security. Just be careful you dont get arrested

2007-05-04 23:39:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 0 1

haha this question reminded me of the time my friends and I threw condoms over the aisle and it landed it some random elderly couples cart then we ran around the store with boys boxers on our heads throwing a football back and forth....needless to say we got kicked out

2007-05-04 23:35:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Anger the manager
Put wine in a PS2
Glue quarters to the floor
When the cashier asks you if you found everything alright, reply in another language (be careful where you do this)

2007-05-04 23:30:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

switch all the clothes around on the racks. put bras in the guys section. flip off the camera. why do you want to get kicked out?

2007-05-04 23:38:08 · answer #7 · answered by ♥.blondy4eva 7 · 1 0

Start eating the food as your walking down the aisles then wipe your hands on some bras or something that would be hilarious.

2007-05-04 23:33:10 · answer #8 · answered by crengal 2 · 2 0

I once heard that a guy played all of those little singing animals over and over again, and he got kicked out.

2007-05-04 23:31:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Walk down the aisles knocking everything off the shelves.

2007-05-04 23:31:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Going up to people at random and telling them that your "privates" are a blue light special and asking them if they want to check out the merchandise

2007-05-04 23:33:58 · answer #11 · answered by Doc 3 · 2 0

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