2007-05-04 15:47:35 · 15 answers · asked by Mama Garrison 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How's this? A lifetime of Gummy Bears.
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2007-05-04 15:52:06 · answer #1 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A guy goes to a bar and gets completely sloshed. He decides he has to go because he had promised his wife, he wouldn't get drunk anymore. As he jumps off the stool, he just falls into a heap on the floor. He's so drunk, he can't stand up. So, he literally drags himself to his van. He can't muster the strength to stand up and open the door so, he strains and strains and finally gets his hand on the car door, opens it, drags himself into the driver seat and very sloppily drives himself home. At home, he opens the car and falls right out. Again, he drags himself to the porch, strains for the front door knob and is trying to do this without waking up his wife. He drags himself into the spare bedroom, pulls himself up on the bed and passes out. About 9:00 am, his wife busts into the room and screams, "Earl, I thought you promised not to drink anymoreI He say's "I didn't go to the bar and I most definitely didn't get drunk, why would you think that?" "Because," she yelled, "The bar just called and said you left your wheelchair!" Have a better night my dear.
2007-05-04 15:55:48 · answer #2 · answered by debdini 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark.
At the end of the Storm there's a golden sky
And the sweet, silver song of a lark.
Walk on through the wind, walk on through the rain,
Though your dreams be tossed and blown.
Walk on, walk on with hope in your heart,
And you'll never walk alone.
You'll never walk alone.
2007-05-04 16:23:27 · answer #3 · answered by tουΖουrs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
attempt to no longer watch dramas. it makes you greater pissed. (journey) bypass on youtube and style in hilarious or seem up the main seen video clips. they are generally maximum seen because of the fact they are humorous. attempt to visual show unit a comedic action picture too. those help plenty. basically chortle:) wish you experience greater effectual quickly.
2017-01-09 12:39:33 · answer #4 · answered by kathleen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grey skies are going to clear up put on a happy face
2007-05-04 15:50:51 · answer #5 · answered by fordperfect5 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have some chocolate *hands out a box of truffles*
God knows you need it more than me.
2007-05-04 15:51:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont know what I can do except this
< HUGS >
Smile... I am certain tomorrow will be better than tonight...
< peace >
2007-05-04 15:52:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you talked to God lately? I take everything to him in prayer. I'll say a prayer for you too.
2007-05-04 15:55:14 · answer #8 · answered by tiedtoarainbow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Drop in on my 360 if you like, we're adults there.
2007-05-04 15:54:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What do they give the dentist of the year????
Just a little plaque.
2007-05-04 15:51:09 · answer #10 · answered by amypemcrest 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋