Some info about me:
I am 35 years old, I love to smile and make new friends. I live life to the fullest, and enjoy meeting new people. Well that’s all I have to say about me … oh … well, I suppose I should let you know that I am a psychopath with a long history of mental illness, and it's not a big deal, but I murdered my husband in 1997 and dumped his body in a river. Hopefully we can get past that minor issue. I’m sure we will be great friends.
2007-05-04 15:41:47 · 53 answers · asked by Martyna 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
oh my ... oh my, look at all these friendly answers. I have so many new friends. I'm going to have so much fun with all of you my sweet little apple dumplings!
2007-05-04 15:48:49 · update #1
I'm 38. I once tried to send my ex husband scuba diving when the sharks infested Myrtle Beach. I think we could be friends!
2007-05-04 15:44:54 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sure we can be friends. Would you like to meet my brothers s lut? She loves the rivers and she'd look great in one with your husband. Maybe we can hang out together this weekend and decide on the deepest river, ok?
2007-05-04 15:45:12 · answer #2 · answered by Wutz it worth 2 ya? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, oh that's not that bad. Dumped the body in a river huh? Well maybe we can go canoeing sometime, that would be fun.
2007-05-04 15:47:18 · answer #3 · answered by HobbesMom 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
But of course! I have a similar history, but am about 13 years older. I bet we could start a Black Widow's club!!! ; )
2007-05-07 13:18:04 · answer #4 · answered by tantiemeg 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Certainly, normal behaviour round these parts. E-mail me immediately and ask for the gimp. Issue sorted,
2007-05-04 15:47:10 · answer #5 · answered by Chris P 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
meh... I dont care.....
If you don't feel like killing me I'm sure we will get along great. Some stuff about me:
I've never killed anyone. I like Heavey metal music but it does make me feel like killing people (just a little bit). And rock is good. I like football.... yeah... best sport ever... I play saxaphone and guitar.... yup...
Sounds good.
2007-05-04 15:48:16 · answer #6 · answered by Grand Ninja Ted 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
.....I'm telling the po-po on you.
I'm just kidding, I highly doubt you did that. But I really don't think we could be friends since our age difference is a great number. But I also love meeting new people.
2007-05-04 15:46:29 · answer #7 · answered by emilie hope 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey! perhaps we can show each other our knives and pistols! I have a great collection! Axes as well! Have a good day.
2007-05-04 15:46:37 · answer #8 · answered by wheeliebin 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Psychosis has never stopped me from making friends with a woman (or even marrying) before. I would gladly be your friend.
2007-05-04 15:44:46 · answer #9 · answered by Chairman LMAO 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i must tell you that i too have a recent history of mental problems. We can be frends just as long as you always check your seat before sitting down.... i might have dropped a knife or something..... but no matter! it'll all be fine
2007-05-04 15:47:20 · answer #10 · answered by ♦GashlycrumbTiny♦ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋