Found out that Paris Hilton was your cell mate what's the first thing you'd do?
2007-05-04 12:58:50 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
depends on what I'm in for.. if it's life; then I'd shank her....
but if I'm just in there for a little while... I think I'd shave her head while she slept, just for the fun of it. and then when she woke up, I'd say "that's hot"
2007-05-04 13:04:21 · answer #1 · answered by JustJen 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'd scream and shout and bang on the door,
and if somebody showed up I'd invent some wild story
about being a terrorist so I get transferred to Guantanamo
Bay instantly. No picnic either, but it is a long way away
from Paris Hilton.
Nobody deserves to be locked up with THAT, surely some
universal human rights are being violated severely.
Amnesty International will be up in arms to protest such inhuman treatment of a prisoner.
2007-05-04 14:29:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Paris won't like jail too much! Things in the video but a lot more!
2007-05-04 22:56:43 · answer #3 · answered by Ivan S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would assume that for 45 days I would get preferred treatment because she(and I) would be in the limelight. Then when I got out I would make a fortune by selling juicy stories to the sleazy gossip hungry media.
2007-05-05 04:54:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Begin beating my head against the cell walls in hopes that I might be transferred the the psycho ward.
2007-05-04 13:27:47 · answer #5 · answered by Mooch 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sue the state for cruel and unusual punishment.
2007-05-04 22:46:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HELP I here with a air head break out
2007-05-04 13:03:08 · answer #7 · answered by marsh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have a sit down with her & tenderly explain why her vagina is now the size of the grand canyon.
2007-05-04 13:07:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ask for a transfer to another prison
2007-05-04 13:06:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her to keep her underwear on and stay as far away from me as possible. I might get "spoiled" on my hands.
2007-05-04 13:02:45 · answer #10 · answered by Daft 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋