1) That is a high price to pay for___________.
3) I saw a stairway That appeared to be leading_______.
3) He was rotton to the core of his black little__________.
4) Love means never having to_________
5) who knew that she was really_________!
2007-05-04 11:50:58 · 5 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876
PART THREE...the conclusion to the other two stories I wrote for you. Tom Peckersmith has been murdered. Matt suspects the new man in town, a Mr. Yahoo ! Answers. Some in Dodge are suspecting Matt!!!
We left off in PART TWO with this paragraph:
Matt: "SunnyMac, don't hold dinner for me." She pouted as he explained that he needed to figure out just who killed T. Peckersmith. "You know, Matt. Some people are even suggesting YOU did it." Matt stared at her...."ME?!"
"Well, when you found out that Tom was making advances to me, you got so upset...remember how you told him that if he ever did that again you would killl him?" "Yeah, but that was just a figure of speech."
OR WAS IT????
POST ANOTHER QUESTION SO YOU CAN READ THE CONCLUSION TO:
" MR. YAHOO! ANSWERS.......INNOCENT OR GUILTY."
PART THREE
Matt:(3)" He was rotten to the core of his black little gizzard, but I did not kill him." Sunshine:"I know you didn't,sweetie. I just wish that Burke (The Town Gossip) would shut up. He thinks you may be the one, and you know how easily he can rile things up!! Matt knew only TOO well. Just last month Burke was convinced Preacher Proffitt's wife was having an affair with Festus. "What an idiot, Burke is," said Matt.
Getting back to the task at hand, Matt was convinced that the murderer was Mr. Yahoo! Answers, the new guy in town and he wanted to start his investigation immediately. He told Sunshine how sorry he was, but that he was not going anywhere until he solved the murder. He tried to usher her out. Sunshine:" Don't be silly.
(4) Love means never having to worry about such trivial things. I'll see you when I see you....Pip,pip and doodley do." She kissed Matt and left. Matt stood there with a perplexed expression...."What the HELL did she just say!? Pippity do!!?" Matt lay down on his smelly,old cot and tried to catch some zzzz's. "Damn. I miss SunnyMac." He finally drifted off into a fitful sleep. He kept dreaming of a stairway that led to a barn.
The next morning Matt was roused from slumber by the delicious aroma from the meal that Sunshine had brought him. As they were eating, Matt told her of his dream. (3) "I saw a stairway that appeared to be leading to an old barn."
"Wow, baby.......maybe this has something to do with the murder. Maybe you have ESP."
Matt chuckled...." You mean you think I have an Extra Short P****?" Sunshine spit out her orange juice as she burst into laughter!! After they finished, Matt led her to the door. " Now, honey, you know I can't get any work done if you are here. You better leave now. I'll see you later." Sunshine smiled that coy smile of hers and started nibbling on his neck. "Now stop that!! I'm serious. You really need to stop th.......AlRIGHT! But it'll have to be a quickie."
Ten minutes later Sunshine was skipping out of Matt's office. She spotted Doc and Newly ....."HELLLLLLLOOOOOOO, gentlemen. Isn't it simply a WONDERFUL morning?!" As she skipped down the road , Doc rubbed his face...."Well, I see SHE just got some!" Newly laughed as they headed into Matt's
office. When they came through the door, Matt was just buttoning his shirt. Doc and Newly burst into raucous laughter as they butted heads! Matt: " Doc, I wish you and Newly were aware of how stupid that looks!" Doc:" I wish YOU were aware that your zipper is down!!"
Matt slamned out of his office and rode out to Tom Peckersmith's farm. When he dismounted he looked around. What he saw stunned him. There was a stairway leading to the upper half of the barn. "Maybe SunnyMac is right. Maybe I DO have ESP." He adjusted his pants as he ascended the stairs. As he approached the door at the top he heard maniacal shouting:
"I killed him! I killed him! I killed the son-of-a-*****. He tried to lay every girl in town so I shot him and threw him in a ditch!!"
Matt opened the door....there stood..........................................
SALLY FORTH....girlfriend of the deceased.
Matt: "Well I'll be damned."
Matt took Sally back to town waiting for extradition papers from Hayes City. Apparently she had murdered THEIR Town stud, as well. As Matt sat sipping a cup of coffee with Doc....." I know that Peckersmith was a scoundrel, but (1) that is a high price to pay for chasing skirts!" Doc: " And who knew that she was really capable of murder?!" Matt: "Yep....all along I thought that new man in town, Mr. Yahoo! Answers, was the one responsible. Well that only goes to show you." He got up to walk away. Doc:" That only goes to show you WHAT?!" Matt just smiled and said,"Pip,pip and doodley do."
2007-05-04 13:04:25 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
18th June 2007 Dear Diary, remember that girl i was talking about? she said" i ain't never had no complaints" i mean fiddle - dee - dee, its really not that complicated because she ain't never had no complaints cause she does all the complaining. Early to rise and early in the sack I'm glad I'm a country boy cause that city girl is so annoying. I think its time to run in the opposite direction, i need rescueing. that's all I've got time for folks...
2016-05-20 22:23:49 · answer #2 · answered by erlene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) "That is a high price to pay for that plastic surgeon, but i heard he's got plastic in his genes, imagine that, plastic jeans"
3) I saw a stairway That appeared to be leading to my new workplace, instead i walked in on Michael Jackson and George Bush in bed together
3) He was rotten to the core of his black little boiled sweet
4) Love means never having to look at porn again.......Awww Dammit
5) who knew that she was really a man named John Howard!
:)
2007-05-04 16:55:00 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
1) ... a warm bed for the night.
2) ... up to a set of pearly gates. They had a sign that said, "Out to Lunch, Back in 5 Centuries".
3) ... apple-sized heart.
4) ... say you're sorry for farting in bed.
5) ... a he!
2007-05-04 12:52:17 · answer #4 · answered by jackalanhyde 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
honesty;everywhere but were it was supposed to;snicker;i told you so;a demon
2007-05-04 12:02:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋