when my friend farted....then as she laughed harder because of her disturbing fart...her farts got louder!!! it wuz horrifyingly funny!!!
2007-05-04 11:48:09
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answered by *Rae* 3
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Years ago. We'd all been having space yogurts and there was a re-run of Bottom on TV at the time. It was that one were they went to a dating agency and were defining the woman they wanted. Obviously she had to have big jugs. Naturally they were being too specific and the agent was trying to make them less specific....what about the jugs, does she have to have big ones.
Oh yes they said we've got to be firm on the jugs.
It was hardly a joke and a very crass one, but I just couldn't stop laughing, I've never been so helpless with laughter.
2007-05-04 11:52:21
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answered by Anonymous
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3 days ago... i collected my 4 year old son from nursery school, and i noticed that he had quite a bit of blue paint on his clothes (they'd been finger & feet painting to make a big mural for the wall) but i didn't realise just how much paint he had on him until i was getting him ready for his bath... i don't know how he managed it, but his skin was more or less covered in blue paint - to the point where he looked like a smurf ! i can only assume that he'd fallen over in the paint whilst he'd had his jumper sleeves and trousers rolled up. lol.. he didn't understand why i was laughing so much until i let him look at himself in the mirror.
2007-05-04 11:56:15
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answered by Anonymous
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2 hours ago. Watching Jasper Carrot on Paramount comedy 2
2007-05-04 11:44:02
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answered by Anonymous
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Went to lunch today with a friend, had a couple of glasses each (as you do)lol....went outside to call hubby for a lift home, and he said 'can't... you have the car keys'!
aaaaaaarh Seemed hilarious at the time, nearly pmsl;D
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2007-05-04 12:04:21
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answered by Anonymous
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A true story that probably only I find funny.
When my Dad died I was at the hospital with my brother and I said to him, lets go back to my place, I've got a bottle of Jamesons and we'll drink it for Dad, its what he would have wanted. The nurse asked "Oh was he Irish?" and my brother said "No he was an alcoholic".
2007-05-04 11:49:57
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answered by shell 3
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About a week ago, In the end I was just laughing at myself laughing, but it made me feel good
2007-05-04 11:49:02
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answered by Anonymous
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This evening when hubby was washing the car and the end of the hose flew off and he was soaked to the skin.....looked like he had peed himself :))))))) (The same thing had happened to me a few days ago when watering the plants so I didn't tell him the hose was faulty - evil but funny!)
2007-05-04 11:47:51
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answered by Anonymous
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When I was in the sixth grade, we put together a short play. It was so funny that we never even finished in because everyone was on the rolling on the floor from laughter.
2007-05-04 11:49:40
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answered by Anonymous
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Last week at work! I laughed so hard, cried and spewed my drink across the table!
2007-05-04 11:45:51
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answered by angela 3
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The same as Sweetie said, when I'm reunited with my sister who lives overseas, it is classic laughter. We chatted on the phone yesterday and it was laughter with tears.
2007-05-04 11:48:53
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answered by Ylang-Ylang 6
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