what is the nastiest thing you have ever eaten?

Answer 1

Cat food, the moist kind. When I was a teenager my brother tricked me into eating a sandwich with cat food in it. He asked me how I liked it and I actually said I like it and then he told me what it was. I promptly threw it up.

Answer 2

A half eaten Special K bar that was laying next to the trash can on a public bus...Dang I hate Dares!

Answer 3

the nastiest thing i eaten that i remember was at this buffet, n me n my friend went to it, and they had noodles that was in this sauce...the noodles were dried out, n didnt have a good texture, n the sauce tasted just like gasoline.
NO, i neva tasted gasoline, but if u relate taste n smell...it was just an awful taste...i actually gagged..

Answer 4

This is gonna bring back some memories I could do without. Many years ago, me mam was living with a man who thought he could cook very well. This was compounded by Mam, who was and remains pathetically sycophantic when it comes to men, and assured "Kent" that indeed - he was a god in the kitchen. Of course, Mam could burn Corn Flakes so it's no surprise she thought his penitentiary-style of cooking was nothing short of ambrosial.

One morning, as I was getting ready for school, Kent was preparing a slow cooker meal for that evening. We'd all been in a helluva row the night before (as per the usual) and tensions still ran high. I sipped my coffee and watched as he emptied a box of Kraft Dinner noodles (just the noodles), a can of tuna, water included, and a bag of frozen cauliflower so old that the cauliflower was the colour of mottled, necrotic, pale flesh. Didn't smell much better either.

He turns on the cooker and says to me, "You'll eat supper here tonight - or you'll eat all of your meals somewhere else from now on. You'll sleep there too." Basically, he was threatening to throw me out of the house. I said something to the effect of, "You don't make the rules in MY mam's house." But of course, Mam would've sold me to the European sex trade market if he asked - she's always put men before me or even herself.

So that evening I come home and the slow cooker's been simmering its rancid contents all day. The house smelled like the fly blown corpse of pig after spending way too much time in the hot, July sun. It was vomitous, to say the least. We all sit down at the table. Me mam and Kent help themselves to huge, steaming portions of what I now affectionately call The Slop. I was 18, at the time, and I felt that as I was an adult, I should have some choice over what I did or did not put in my body. They did not see it that way. "You are not an adult," Kent snarled, "You are a parasitic little slut lucky to have a roof over her head." Such insults are commonplace in my family - which is why Kent fit right in (until he moved in with his boyfriend a few years later, that is).

So, I walked over to the cupboard and got a plate. I piled some onto the plate - noodles, tuna, tuna water, and spoiled cauliflower - and walked back towards the table. I put a bite in my mouth, gagged, and then spit it all over him. I hurled my plate against the wall and left. I came back the next day for my stuff, as he made good on his promise while my mom sat in the background being angry at me for making her stud muffin mad.

The eternity that that bite of food was in my mouth was like chewing on maggots, flesh, snot, pus, and rotten fish all at once. That night he gobbled it up like gourmet cuisine while Mom ate hers slowly; turning various shades of green. But she didn't complain, no, she told him how delicious it was in between suppressing her gag reflex. As I recall, she had mild gastroenteritis for a few days after that.

Answer 5

Squid! A Chinese friend invited us to eat at an authentic restaurant and it was one of the dishes he ordered. It was like fishy tasting rubber. He said it had gotten cold already, or it would have tasted better.

Haven't tried it, but at the famous Jungle Jim's Market in Hamilton, Ohio, I saw "baby squid salad" that looked really awful!

Answer 6

Liver

Answer 7

Caviar

Answer 8

Possum

Answer 9

yellow squash. Well I almost ate it. I held it in my mouth for over an hour. I was 4 at the time.

Answer 10

Madagascar cockroach
it's yuck yuck