I just clocked one of mine as being exactly 1 point 3 seconds from anus to nasal cavities. Beat that!
2007-05-04 09:48:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
My son just loves the smell of his, he cups his hand over his hole and immediately transfers the hand to nasal in point seconds!
Does NOT take after his mother I MUST stress!
2007-05-04 09:53:36 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry but don't you have better things to do. Did you know that smelling farts can shorten your life span because of all the bacteria you're breathing in.
2007-05-04 09:51:51 · answer #2 · answered by Pearl 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats got to be a world record.it takes me about 3 seconds at least.
2007-05-04 10:23:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hang on i think you mite have an unfair advantage if your not as tall as me your fart wont have as far to travel unless you propel gas at a faster rate which would suggest you have a large bum hole probably from mis-use ha ha fart knocker
2007-05-04 10:06:47 · answer #4 · answered by smee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well now I never knew I would be tested on this matter, so I never checked, but I will start timing them from here on in. OK?
2007-05-04 09:56:36 · answer #5 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is a completely barmy question - i cant say i have ever even attempted to time them - but if i remember to next time i fart, i will record the time and be sure to let you know!
2007-05-04 10:03:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm I couldnt beat that!! Betcha never farted down a microphone!!! Its a scream!!!
2007-05-04 09:52:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't know the quickest time but the best place is in bed because it hasn't got anywhere else to go!!!
2007-05-04 09:58:19 · answer #8 · answered by tingtong 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't really say since I don't carry a stopwatch. You're wacko!
2007-05-04 09:52:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to get out more.
2007-05-04 09:54:09 · answer #10 · answered by Jack 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋