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I used to write them down but have since lost that list. I'd like to start another - with your help.

I get annoyed seeing the one that says "My son can beat up your honor student". It's like they are saying to their children that it's better to be a bully than study in school and make something out of yourself.

Of course, I cannot think of any funny ones right now myself.

2007-05-04 09:18:34 · 29 answers · asked by lilith663 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

29 answers

My favorite is: I have PMS and a gun; any questions?

lol

2007-05-04 09:31:38 · answer #1 · answered by Enchanted 7 · 0 0

PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals
Wish You Were Beer
I'm Gonna Miss Me When I'm Gone
Work Harder Millions On welfare depend on u.
Jesus loves you- Everyone else thinks your an A hole.
Suck My Drunk Im D*ck.
Can't Feed em? Don't Breed em
Love thy neighbor but don't get caught.
Better Late Then Pregnant
DON'T STEAL the government hates competition
I'm Busy Your Ugly Have a nice day

2007-05-04 09:30:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

1. Geekmobile seen on a VW bug.
2. Cop Magnet

2007-05-04 14:11:12 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ღ♥Jeanene♥ღ♥ 6 · 0 1

I made one that pissed people off. It was a yellow diamond that played on the 'Baby On Board' bumper sticker. It said 'Baby In Trunk'

2007-05-04 09:23:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I saw one that made me angry. The fish sign is a Christian sign that means that we are Fishers of Men. Our job is to show others the Way, the Truth, and the Life. Well, the bumper sticker had the name Darwin in it, which was Charles Darwin who invented evolution. That's like mocking. I didn't like it.

2007-05-04 09:23:09 · answer #5 · answered by Dr. J 6 · 0 3

Sticker on the boot saying
If you can read this you have just had your picture taken,
to be reported to the police for dangerous driving
YOU'RE TOO F******G CLOSE

2007-05-04 09:31:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The only one I ever saw that truly made me remarkably angry was someone had a bumper sticker on their minivan that said, "You can't be both Christian and Pro-Choice."

It made me sick.

I can't think of any that made me laugh, though.

2007-05-04 09:27:47 · answer #7 · answered by ♦ Tiff ♦ 6 · 0 1

things in parenthesis (dont) matter, i laugh at a joke 3 times 1ce wen its told 2wice wen some1 explans it and the 3rd time when i finally get it, should i smile cause we're friends or cry cause thats all well ever be?, wake me in 2008 if theres anyone left alive( i loved that one! i HATE bush) and those are the ons i can think of off the top of my head

2007-05-04 09:24:51 · answer #8 · answered by P&S girlie 3 · 0 2

I personally like the sanitation trucks that say things like 'You Dump, We Pump' and 'Yesterday's Meals on Wheels' on the back.

2007-05-04 09:22:43 · answer #9 · answered by Veronica 3 · 0 1

i hav 2 that i like:

somewhere in texas a village is missing its idiot. (they r makin fun of president bush)!

AND

if you can read this, then back the f*** off!

2007-05-04 09:30:02 · answer #10 · answered by kdude14 2 · 0 0

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