If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your *** and find something better.
2007-05-04 09:18:12 · 15 answers · asked by Pinky 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
2007-05-04 09:47:14 · answer #1 · answered by Sharky Vl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 10/10
2016-04-01 08:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sad, but oh so true. But that is the way it goes,and it will never change.The sad part is we can't even change the rules, if we tried we would be accused of cheating. Woe is us.
2007-05-04 09:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by curious 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your must listen to Dr. Laura or read her books...good for you!
2007-05-04 10:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by Carl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh..i'm printing this out now and highligting some of the stuff to show to by boyfriend.......hahaha!!!
2007-05-04 09:29:17 · answer #5 · answered by Future Mrs. Hamlet 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't agree with one thing on that list.
2007-05-04 09:23:53 · answer #6 · answered by ♦ Tiff ♦ 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well,that's about it in a nut shell.
2007-05-04 09:24:14 · answer #7 · answered by shotgun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great! I love it! Thanks for sharing :)
Reading it to the girls in the office
2007-05-04 09:24:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
True, true, true, true, true! Wow! Kinda sad, though. I thought we were all equal!
2007-05-04 09:22:26 · answer #9 · answered by twixette 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
where is the question
2007-05-04 09:23:20 · answer #10 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋