Where do I start? Ok here's one: I was at Kings Dominion with a friend and we got on the Supersonic ride that goes straight up and down *really* fast. I was wearing a light blue top with only one strap. At the end of the ride my bOoOob was hanging out on the strapless side and I didnt notice til everyone else noticed. When the snapshots came out mine had CENSORED written on it!
2007-05-04 08:38:33 · 13 answers · asked by mangospree 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
My 2nd hubbie's family never really took to me. So when his sister was going in for surgery, everyone kinda rolled their eyes and said it was for her back. 'K fine. We were going to the hospital to visit her, and I got her this really cute card that said something like "Maybe you can get the doctor to kiss it and make it better." Well, when she read the card she got all red, and showed it to her mom, who got the look of death in her eyes when she looked at me.
That's when I found out my ex's sister had gone in for breast reduction surgery. . .
Oops. . .;-)
2007-05-04 08:45:58 · answer #1 · answered by mjkl1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A new pavilion had just opened at Dauphin Island, Alabama and my wife needed to take a shower. Money was tight back then, so I didn't pay to use the mens shower. My wife went into a door marked 'women". A door to the left was unmarked and thinking it was the mens side I went in. I found myself in a shower room. I assumed this was the mens shower so I began to remove my wet swimsuit. The drawstring had a knot in it, so I managed to force the suit down around my ankles. Just about that time, my wife, fortunately the only other occupant of the room came around the corner. I managed to get the suit on a lot faster than I did taking it off.
On another occasion my wife and I went to to movies and she was standing beside me when I was in line to buy tickets.She walked away to look at a marquee and a lady I did not know took her place. Cramming the change into my pocket I gingerly gave her a pat, put my arm around her and asked if she wanted some candy.
2007-05-04 15:50:39 · answer #2 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! That's pretty funny! A few years ago, I was feeling super confident and decided to show it off while I was out with my friends. I was flirting my @$$ off all night and when we were ready to go home, this gorgeous guy asked for my number. So we chatted a bit and as I was crossing the parking lot, I turned to wave bye and tripped over a barricade. Not just a nice stumble, no, I literally tripped OVER the barricade and ended up on the other side. I was so embarrassed I wanted to crawl into a sewer and live the rest of my days as a mutant. Needless to say, Mr. Gorgeous never called...
2007-05-04 15:55:23 · answer #3 · answered by jackie_jackie_bo_backie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mines happen about 2 months ago.....I had just left work, and as soon as I got in the car I had to (GO)!!! So I tryed to decide if I should go back in the building which was a veerry far walk or should I drive to the convience store across the street. Well I decided to go to the store But the only thing is ,I DIDN'T MAKE IT!! But that's not it My gas tank was empty So I had to stand outside and pump gas with a big wet spot. It was just humiliating!!
2007-05-04 15:58:14 · answer #4 · answered by inquiringsista 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a nice hot summer's day. We were busy that day doing shopping, errands, etc. Around 7pm we decided to go to the local Dairy Queen for some burgers. We ordered our food and went to sit down at a table. They have mirrors on their walls and I glanced at my self and was shocked! I had on a white tank with a white bra and you could very easily see 2 round brown "eyes" staring back at you. At that moment I felt absolutely naked. I still laugh about it.
2007-05-04 15:46:33 · answer #5 · answered by looloo1122 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My school was building new classrooms and a lot of classes were in trailers. There were two classes in each trailer and two bathrooms in between. I was in one of the bathrooms and started singing. When I came back to my class everyone was looking at me. My teacher went "Thank You for that entertainment". They all heard me singing even the other class. I'm never singing in a trailer again!!! lol
2007-05-04 17:40:17 · answer #6 · answered by Gabbers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Years ago at a Disneyland Gradnight, I pretended (!) to lick the wall of guano inside the Indiana Jones ride, well, there was a person (goodness knows who he was) started yelling out "Eww...WALL LICKER" and so ALL of the people infront and behind me in line for the ride was calling me a wall licker...yeah.
2007-05-04 15:45:00 · answer #7 · answered by Simply_Me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed so hard at work (in front of my boss and a bunch of co-workers) that I snorted. I wanted to jump in a hole and pull the dirt over me cause I was so embarrased that I couldn't face them anymore and so I left the job. They thought it was funny but stood there looking at me so serious. What a nightmare.
2007-05-04 15:44:36 · answer #8 · answered by sophieb 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Seriously, no joke) I fell down the stairs today as soon as came in to work. Nobody laughed until I said I was okay. But it really did hurt like heck though. I fell right on my tailbone. Bruised and sore now....
2007-05-04 15:44:08 · answer #9 · answered by ticktock 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have too many to share, but to keep with the boob theme: At my brother's wedding reception where I was a bridesmaid, this kooky girl approached me and said "nice ta-tas!" while grabbing my boobs, and the wedding photographer was there to take the picture! I had to explain the situation to everyone who saw the picture!!
2007-05-04 17:15:00 · answer #10 · answered by Gina E 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋