Here's some of my favorites:
-It's hotter than piss on a griddle.
- I'll mop the floor with you, Then whoop your A$$ for not gettin in the corners.
-More fun than a Tornado in a trailer park.
-Smile like a rat with a cheeto.
2007-05-04 07:22:46 · 13 answers · asked by TEX 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It's hotter than a 3peckered goat.
more trouble than you can shake a stick at.
You know how hot it is? on the way coming home I seen a squirrel with ice on his nuts!
2007-05-05 06:05:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about---
It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings.
Funnier than a fart in Mike Nelson's airtank (if you're under 45 or so, Google "Mike Nelson.." you'll get it).
He's smiling like a butcher's dog.*
He didn't know whether to cry or wind his watch.*
Useful as screen hatches on a submarine.
Crazier than a peach orchard boar.^
Dead from the neck up.
I only know what I read in the papers.**
I guess that's enough....enjoy you're weekend.
2007-05-04 07:34:13 · answer #2 · answered by Yinzer Power 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smile like a rat with a cheeto.
2007-05-04 07:27:07 · answer #3 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I just like the word, "fustercluck".
But listen to most any Country song. There's plenty of those in most of them.
2007-05-04 07:45:31 · answer #4 · answered by Nunya Bidniss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's your trolley, and your not on it.
Your a few sandwiches short of a picnic
2007-05-05 03:30:25 · answer #5 · answered by AnythingCanHappen! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he/she's dumber than a sack of hammers
he/she's dumber than a box of rocks
spit in one hand and wish in the other
see which gets full faster
2007-05-04 07:30:03 · answer #6 · answered by mrlucky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"More nervous than a longtailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs"
2007-05-04 07:28:49 · answer #7 · answered by ♣4x4 strikes back♠ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-I love you more than a new set of snow tires
-Few fries short of a happy meal
2007-05-04 07:29:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nobody's perfect
on it like a bonnet
2007-05-04 07:28:01 · answer #9 · answered by Habt our quell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's colder than a whore's heart
2007-05-04 07:28:29 · answer #10 · answered by Uncle B2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋