2007-05-04 06:59:28 · 20 answers · asked by Dovey 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Listen up there "cowboy" hes been flipping my dial for years!!! Now I don't know how old you are,but to really get into the groove and I mean"groove" with Richard Simmons you must first own a pair of Dolphin shorts,SUPER SASSY,SUPER SHINY STRAIGHT POLYESTER,JUST PURE MADNESS AGAINST YOUR SKIN,DOLPHIN SHORTS YOU WITH ME? A PAIR OF WHITE REBOOK TENNIS SHOES ARE REALLY IMPORTANT AND PLEASE DONT FORGET THE "WIFE BEATER" TANK AND THE BAN DE SOL LEIL SELF TANNER,AND BIG CURLS,YEP KEEP EM BIG,NOW TURN ON THAT T.V. AND TUNE INTO RICHARD,ALMOST GETTING YOURSELF INTO A TYPE OF MEDITATION BEFORE HIS SHOW IS ABOUT TO COME ON.....ALL RIGHT WERE ALMOST THERE.NOW WHEN YOU STRETCH UP TO THE SKY WIGGLING YOUR FINGERS AROUND KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED AND THINK OF HIM.....WHEN HE ASKS YOU TO BEND OVER AT THE WAIST AND REACH OUT TO THE T.V SCREEN,KNOW THAT HE IS TALKING TO YOU AND YOU ONLY,TOUCH YOUR FINGER TIPS TO HIS,CAN'T YOU JUST FEEL THE ENERGY COMING OUT OF YOUR T.V.? PULSATING THROUGH YOUR BODY MAKING YOU FEEL;" MAGICAL" ALL OVER?know THAT YOUR DREAM CAN BECOME A REALITY AND IF YOU BACK UP THE JUNK IN YOUR TRUNK UP TO THAT TV ENOUGH,GENTLY TOUCHING THE T.V. WITH YOUR DOLPHIN SHORTS,HE MAY SOON GIVE YOU A CALL.)IT WORKED FOR ME!!!!
2007-05-04 16:16:25 · answer #1 · answered by FYIIM1KO 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buy a handgun and a bullet. Insert bullet into chamber. Put barrel of gun in mouth. Pull trigger.
2007-05-04 14:02:21 · answer #2 · answered by royride 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Check yourself into the nearest insane asylum.
2007-05-04 14:02:50 · answer #3 · answered by pamomof4 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seek professional help.
2007-05-04 14:01:32 · answer #4 · answered by Blue Oyster Kel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just yell and run away and go look for that cute and handsome dmcgowan20022002 guy!!!
2007-05-04 14:02:16 · answer #5 · answered by dmcgowan20022002 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should head for your nearest head doctor and get that crap out a.s.a.p.....richard simmons indeed!!!!!!!! i think i gonna be sick now...........
2007-05-04 14:02:43 · answer #6 · answered by The Emperor of Ecstasy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
play your sweating to the oldies video and enjoy yourself
2007-05-04 14:02:36 · answer #7 · answered by EXPLOR6353 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poke your eyes out.
2007-05-04 14:01:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lose weight....he only likes the fatties.
2007-05-04 14:02:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Suicide is always an option. Or, you can ask Rico out!
2007-05-04 14:02:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋