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Well where were you when you shouted it?

In the Kitchen? You dropped the eggs, burned the toast, fried the bacon, and spilled the milk.

In the Bathroom? Your zipper got stuck and as you were trying to unstick it because you just *had* to go sooo badly, you tried using a foreign object to yank the zipper down. Sadly, that didn't work too well, and you yanked the foreign object (a hanger by the way..don't ask..you're an odd one aren't you!) a bit too hard causing your ring to go flying off your finger, thus landing in the commode (toilet). You desperately try to retrieve it, as it is your favorite ring afterall, but your hand gets stuck. Now here you are, zipper stuck in the up position with a hanger dangling from it and your hand stuck in the toilet. Yes, this is why you called me for help.

Are you in a South American River? Clearly you've jumped in to participate in your favorite pasttime: swimming with 10 pounds of raw meat attached to your waist. Somehow, you always forget about the piranhas.

If, however, you're on Yahoo Answers, you certainly need no help in coming up with fun and interesting questions!

2007-05-04 12:26:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

observation of responses and/or relation.

The answer shows a reflection of the answerer's personal need or a situation they deem necessary to shout for help and then there are the comedians.

2007-05-04 13:56:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I wouldn't think about WHAT you needed it for. My first repsonse would be that someone needed help, & I would take it seriously, & would help if I could. I wonder, do people really, if someone calls out for help, stop & consider, now what possible help could they need? I hope not.

2007-05-04 20:06:29 · answer #3 · answered by Psychic Cat 6 · 1 0

I heard you! You need to eat right, exercise, and believe in the power of dreams!

2007-05-04 13:48:48 · answer #4 · answered by Kitten Hood 5 · 0 0

Your being attacked by bees.

Either that or your car is rolling back down the street on its own.

2007-05-06 18:13:56 · answer #5 · answered by Threeicys 6 · 1 0

You've dropped your groceries, and the oranges are rolling into the street.

2007-05-04 13:48:49 · answer #6 · answered by Jeun C 2 · 1 0

this is the second time one of your questions makes an allusion to this... and I'll say again... I would ask you first what it's about...

2007-05-05 09:45:40 · answer #7 · answered by ♫Pavic♫ 7 · 0 0

Mugging. I'm from NYC

2007-05-04 14:11:24 · answer #8 · answered by looking4answers 4 · 1 0

Preparing a 'smoothie'.

2007-05-04 13:49:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The Right Answer.....

2007-05-04 13:52:12 · answer #10 · answered by ....~K.C.~.... 6 · 1 0

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